Hi all

Hence if i play i want to be selfish and make it about me so, I'm not really inclined in playing with couples not right now but always happy to strike up friendships, who knows where it will go

So lets get the unpleasant things out of the way first .......

I am a pretty straight shooter and very blunt but deep down inside i am caring kind and compassionate, unfortunately life and people have made me hard so will probably take a while for me to warm up. I will be honest with you and i expect it will be reciprocated no one iv'e met has ever read minds. I get that i am not everyones cup of tea and will never be offended if you choose not to see me again if we meet, but i ask that you too accept that i need everything to be mutual in all ways as well. Also i am no skinny lass i do have some puppy fat but i hold it well, i am a size 16.

I love sport and especially AFL, I am a crazy dees fan, love cricket. I’m kiwi but identify as Aussie im transtasman lol. I do have a wicked sense of humour and i certainly know my way around a kitchen as i do a mans body.

1. Definitely NO MARRIED CHEATERS STAY AWAY PLEASE !!!!! I'm not here to fill the void your wife can't, leave her or fix it up don't fuck other people around. 

2. Close up dick pics don't fool me.

3. At least try and hold a conversation, if i don't respond to you it most likely means i am having a meaningful conversation with someone or there are just too many IM's going but i will let you know.

4. PLEASE NOTE!!!!!!! Don’t ask me to private cam with you I’m not interested sorry doesn’t float my boat. I dont really get into watching men wank on cam, gee technology hasn't advanced far enough for me to get stimulated by watching someone spunk all over your own hand. Its like been starving and watching someone eat an entire sandwich and still be hungry.

5. Although i am on here and it is assumed i am a slut or whore i still respond to kind chat, dirty talk off the cuff is a total turn off and will get you ignored. Inside tip ***Nice**** respectful chat is the thing that will get my pants off. I know it’s not RSVP but we are still human and have feelings.

6. If you can get past all this i promise you endless fun and respect.

7. I am giving this one last go