My situation has changed, I have found a fantastic man, so my interest here is nothing more than for shits and giggles now.

Send me a message, and we'll see where it goes.

DON'T send me those hideous 'I'd like to know more' messages. If you do, I'll know you have the personality of a wet cardboard box, and it will be game over before it begins....

What is worse than those wank messages? Retards that request me to be friends with them, despite the fact they have never made contact with me before. I mean seriously guys, this is teh interwebz, but that doesn't mean that the normal rules we adhere to in society go out the window, does it? Do you think that being my friend is going to give you immediate access to my muffin?