I DON'T want to be sent invites to view your private album, nor do I want to read any messages where you thought a photo of your cock would suffice.

I hate reading copious amounts of literature on how eventful your imagination could possibly be...It does nothing for me. You will only find yourself getting cut short.

And if your profile page is lacking a photo of your face, then be sure that I don't care for seeing any other part of you.

And to every single bloke going on cam solo...by default, just understand that I WON'T be viewing your cam at any point.

I don't do bitches - so not looking for a sex slave or anyone who wants to play any submissive role.

I won't entertain the idea of being with any bloke younger than myself.

Just want to meet NORMAL people and normal couples!

Can't stand for anyone who is too keen... as I hate minding children.

Hopefully i haven't just about summed up everyone...

good luck