I am the biggest ashole on the face of the earth, i like going behind my girlfriends back and flriting with other girls and think i can get away with it! I also think i can get on websites like this one and send messages to other couples and think shes not smart enough to find out, what can i say i have a really small dick! I like to lie alot, i tell stories to my girlfriend and think that she will never found out the real truth but she was smart enough to find out when i went out for my birthday with da boys from work one of them was gay and i told her that all night he was saying to me ill give you your bday pressie later, but in actual fact he left to go to some gay night club called THE MEETING PLACE, and i was messaging him to say that i would meet him there if he told me how to get there!!! AS YOU CAN TELL IM A REAL CATCH!!! And lying and bullshiting to the only one who is actually there for me is what im all about! My girfriend was always there for me when i was always between jobs, in hospital, or had lost total confidence in myself, no one else not even my family were there to help pick up the pieces!!!Now after shitting in her pocket for 4 1/2 years i think ive finally lost her!! Mayby ive got my priorities all fucked up!! So cmon all you fucked up people your time wont be waisted!!!! or maybe it will?