We were at Shed 16 recently on a Saturday night (we would much prefer Fridays but can't get there on those nights, so an occasional Saturday it is). Some of the guys' behaviour got a bit over the top, but it was pleasing to see management doing their best to deal with it.
There was only a small number of women there. The guys outnumbered them about 10 to 1 and almost none of the women were playing anyway. The women were in good shape and pretty sexy, but most of the guys were older, very fat, and at least one reeked with terrible body odour. Old people and fat people have just as much right to go to a sex club as anyone else - the only reason we mention it is to explain why the women weren't playing - not because they were stuck up or time wasters, but because there were no guys that appealed to them. The body odour though - jeez guys, get a clue!! Whoever it was stunk out half of the upstairs area and created a disgusting cloud of stink that you had to walk through to get to a room.
Very few of the guys were sociable and talkative. A lot of them just sat silently in the spa or clustered in a group upstairs watching who came and went. Guys - how do you expect to pick up if you don't say hi to people?!
When a woman did come upstairs with a guy and they disappeared into a room, the gawkers clustered around the door trying to peer through the cracks and totally blocking the narrow corridor. As the woman inside was getting loud and orgasmic, blokes outside the door were jeering and cheering and calling out encouragement or crass comments. She didn't seem to mind, but at least one other couple was totally put off by this behaviour and left.
Later we were in the spa and Mrs TT was pashing another woman. A guy jumped in the spa, but instead of taking the vacant space up the other end of the spa, he pushed his way in where it was already crowded and plonked himself down almost right on top of the girls.
Management was doing a good job. On the night we saw some known trouble makers who were refused entry; management made some people get out of the spa when it was over full; and they came upstairs and got stuck in to the cluster of guys hanging around outside doors, telling some to leave the venue and others to go downstairs and socialise.
We have had some good nights at Shed on a Saturday, but this recent experience really wasn't very nice. We think we might be yet another couple who won't be back on Saturdays, purely because of the off putting behaviour of so many guys.
Maybe come with us to Femme Fantaisie parties on sat night? We used to love shed16 but its just not getting the crowds so we tried femme parties and we most likely will never go anywhere else again lol
One would really think with a properly run establishment, the number of single males would be kept to a reasonable limit, the more unpleasant ones refused entry at the door and anyone with noticeable B.O also refused at the door,
Women in good shape at Shed 16 Saturday nights. Oh my god I was rolling on the floor laughing myself silly. Whenever I have been the women there are at least 25 stone. Might have to get myself back there after a self imposed absence.
We strongly recommend that if a couple is charged $40 on a Saturday why does a single guy get charged $20???? It should be $80 on a Saturday night. Even on a Monday night a single guy gets charged $40 entry so why the cheap price on the Saturday?
Obviously, single guys would disagree with the price rise but we're quite sure that there'll be couples that will agree with us.
Quote by melb_bi_cple" date="15/03/2015 7:55:59 pm We strongly recommend that if a couple is charged $40 on a Saturday why does a single guy get charged $20???? It should be $80 on a Saturday night. Even on a Monday night a single guy gets charged $40 entry so why the cheap price on the Saturday? Obviously, single guys would disagree with the price rise but we're quite sure that there'll be couples that will agree with us.
Actually, we don't agree with you. This is meant to be a night where (well behaved) single guys are welcome and the venue has a couples-only Friday night for those who don't want single guys there. The price is $20 per person (couples are two people, hence $40). We think it's great to see a venue that doesn't discriminate. If you have it much more expensive for guys then they develop much more of a sense of entitlement and get really frustrated and pushy when they pay all that money and still can't get laid. Something needs to be done about the behaviour of some single guys, but we don't know how to fix that. The venue is at least trying to manage it.
Quote by HardFella" date="15/03/2015 6:25:56 pm Women in good shape at Shed 16 Saturday nights. Oh my god I was rolling on the floor laughing myself silly. Whenever I have been the women there are at least 25 stone. Might have to get myself back there after a self imposed absence.
We might have agreed with you last time we were there, but this time there was not a single woman we would consider more than an average or medium build, and 3 of the 5 women were actually very slim. Of course, your mileage may vary. But maybe you should give a bigger woman a go some time - you might be surprised.
I think with the price, for single males, it just needs to go up to a level to deter an element of the ratbags, but as tempted two said, not too high so that some have an entitlement mentality. I would say $50 for single men on Saturday nights would see somewhat of a decrease in silly behaviour and keep it to a more tolerable level. 20 bucks is just too cheap.
fairly experienced clubbers we out right do not attend nights with single guys its only trouble at worse and annoying at best . the thing that makes or breaks a swingers club is the ratio of men to women , whilst some want tang bang on many dont so extra guys means extra advances of any standard is un needed if a venue gets the ratio wrong it dies pretty sad death in a relatively short time the assumption swingers are gang bangers and single are swingers is at the route of these issues start calling them what they are and no one can complain extra guy nights or gang bangs or stranger interludes and folks could be fully aware and expectant of what might go on.
Thanks for the report TT.
Personally, I think the whole single male thing would run much smoother if it wasn't (implicitly) gay-exclusive on swinger nights.
HI to all Here is the response from the Manager regarding the bad behaviour the other night. Melbourne Swingers. An Open Letter to All Visitors. Melbourne Swingers is committed to providing venues that excel in all forms, from safe & clean environments, secure lockers, hot showers, unlimited fresh towels, fun equipment to play on & most of all well trained pleasant staff. It is disappointing when I read blogs from regular visitors that they feel threatened & their nights are spoilt & then they don’t want to return because of a few mindless people. We have invested a substantial amount of money to provide & improve our facilities for the benefit of everyone to enjoy,I WILL NOT LET A MINORITY OF INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE STUFF THESE NIGHTS UP. For those of you that the blogs are directed at then I am putting you on notice. I don’t care if you think you are above abiding by our Code of Conduct or our Conditions of Entry & if you feel it is your right to try & control other people then you are mistaken. I don’t care if your race or religion is such that it accepts you mistreating others because when you enter any of our venues we are all equal, we respect each other, if you don’t agree then don’t enter. I don’t care if you feel your entry fee should guarantee sex, why, simply because we are not a brothel, we are a meeting place where likeminded people can meet for the purposes of consensual sex. If you want guaranteed sex then go to a brothel. If you wonder why some guys seem to get luckier than yourself, then take a good look at yourself, perhaps the other patrons are offended by your body odour, or by the fact that you don’t understand person hygiene or how to groom, trust me it DOES make a difference. For guys that arrive in numbers then move around the venue with a pack mentality, this is unacceptable & will not be tolerated, the idea behind our venues is to socialize in the downstairs & wet areas, everyone gets to know everyone. For guys that have the belief that they are an Adonis & that all the woman should be begging them for sex, trust me again on this, YOU’RE NOT. Our staff are there to look after your needs, they’re not there to be running around breaking up fights or sorting out issues of guys looking over doors or blocking hallways. For goodness sakes, start acting like adults, or if you feel the above behaviour is acceptable then stay home. Prior to entering any of our venues please take the time to read both our Code of Conduct & Conditions of Entry because if you do not abide by these simple rules & regulations then you will be told to leave & barred from entering in the future. I will be at Shed 16 this Saturday 21st all evening & would be pleased to meet & discuss any issues anyone may have. I can also be reached via email, Regards, Shane - General Manager
Hi,
Yes there are many as posted above.I have witnessed guys rattling doors,one in particular does this each time I see him when a cubicle is actually tried picking the lock doesn't surprise me that some are refused have been some intense venue itself is great,you need the right people to make it forward to returning after a four month absense.
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We used to love shed16 but its just not getting the crowds so we tried femme parties and we most likely will never go anywhere else again lol
