Be careful how you name your dog…
My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a
mischievous little boy, I decided to name the dog Sex.
It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that this caused me in my
Like the day that I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked
me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said, “I’d like to have one, too.”
I met up with my fuck buddy last Friday afternoon, we drove around for a while until we found a nice quiet spot and started to have a little play with each other.
I lay down and Em sat on my face. After about 10 minutes of licking her sweet holes we heard a car pull up and a door open. She froze for a bit but continued to grind herself on my tongue, she rose to her feet and spread her flaps before letting go of the biggest piss I’ve ever seen…