How to Fuck Your Wife In the Arse. A friendly guide from a very horny wife... Ahh, I have learned to love the sweet joy of anal sex. That exquisite feeling of you boys sticking your cock's in our soft, velvet-like anal tubes and hearing your wife or girlfriend moan, "Yes baby, that's it... fuck me hard in the arse... your fucking cock feels so big in my tight arse... fuck your sexy woman in the arse... harder now... even harder..." Is this sexy living – or what? And let me tell you, as an aside, that no matter how big or small your cock is, it feels fucking big in her tight arse tube! But before you can get yourself in there, you may have to go through a just a little bit of trouble. Will it be worth it? Damn yes, it will be. I would like to help guide you through these (murky, haha!) waters. Yes I can. Hey Guy's, that's just what I'm here for! So here are – some of the do's and don'ts – the in's and out's, so to speak. These tips really will work! Firstly, set aside a date and time when you'll have some real "indecent" time alone. Definitely not at 11:30 pm on bloody Thursday night. My suggested best option, go away for a dirty weekend. You'll never have a second chance to do your lady's anal passage right, the first time. And I can tell you, that first time is the real key. A good anal experience for her, will bring you both, many anal others. A bad one...well. Secondly, start off with some drinks, if you drink. No, I'm not suggesting you get her blind drunk and falling over, that would not be right. I'm recommending just something to take the tense edge off, to lighten the mood and just feel good. A drink or two, does really help. Thirdly, start off with lingerie and lots of sexy foreplay, get your sexy woman all hot and bothered first. Kiss her soft neck, squeeze, bite and lick her sensitive nipples, go down on her – but certainly, do not to make her cum – at least not yet. The very best bet, I think – go buy yourselves a good quality vibrator, that is, if you don't own one already (what the hell?) Tease her, maybe even a blindfold, wreak havoc on her clit and lips with the vibrator. Finally ream her pussy. Fourthly, now, you need lube, good quality lube! Spread plenty of the delicious lube onto your cock and around her arsehole, tease her. Just around the entrance is fine, be sure to softly stick your finger and then fingers, into her tight tube, it has also been suggested that a reasonable butt plug gently applied works well ( I have a plug fitted in my bum regularly, when I am out, it's pretty hot). Now softly stretch the anal entrance, don't forget to work the dildo in her aching pussy, many of us girls really like that DP sensation. Fifthly, Now you're both lubed up and your girl is worked up and you are worked up, a word about sexual position. I like it on my side, it works well. Or maybe put her on her back with her legs way up high. If you're sexy woman is already on all fours, you may have to squat over her to get your cock into a position of comfortable entry. Again, easier is better at first, so be comfortable. When you are back for more and have both had more experience, there are a lot of wonderful positions to try. Like reverse anal Cowgirl, That is where I will sit on my mans lap, on a chair or the edge of the bed with him balls-deep in my ass. 6. For now it's time, gently press just the head of your cock into her anus. It will surely be quite tight at first (God bless our Pilates) so don't just force yourself in, make sure you've got plenty of lube on – put more on if you have to and as often as you want to. Once your cock head is in her arse, stop, go softly. Let her get used to the feeling of your big cock in her arse, give her a moment. 7. Then slowly, cm by cm, bury that rigid cunt fucker deep in there. Make sure she's still getting plenty of clitoral stimulation. I am often way too busy concentrating on how good the vibrator feels on my clit to worry about my man violating my arse. When I was getting ready to cum from the vibrator, his cock was already deep in my arse and sure felt plenty good - as I orgasmed, I came so hard. It enhances my orgasms tremendously. 8. After you've hit the jackpot, and eventually stop smiling, after a week, don't go back to the well too quick. Wait a few days, a week, before you try it again. Anal sex is not an every time event for most of us women. At this point in our relationship, I ask my man to fuck my arse regularly. Hell, He plays with my arse and it feels so great! Plus, I like it a lot when he rubs my clit and licks around my ever giving arsehole, sticking his tongue into me, quite a bit. It always makes me cum – hard. I never would have even thought about this anal intensity before we had anal sex. Lastly, and I hope no women takes this the wrong way. We good women like to please our man, just as, hopefully a good man takes care of his girl. If we can do something to excite and please him, that doesn't involve pain or injury, we just might be more receptive than you think. It may just be a matter of some thought readjustment and a little teasing and patience. Its all wrong, in my opinion, is something causes another person unwelcome physical pain or injury. The right thing is rejecting your old beliefs, forgetting what other people might think –who are they to tell you what to do in your sex life? – and doing something sensationally new that picks up the pace and gets both your sexual juices flowing. Try it – and please let me know how you make out or any naughty suggestions you may have for me!