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HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Here's wishing all my friends here a happy New Year! Let this year enrich friendships and be filled with fun and laughter! A joke for you to start the year with a smile........................ One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her pussy. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!". The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if I have your permission". The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "Ok, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick, I shall start to withdraw and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it please." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted his cock into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper". So the doctor went deeper and deeper................. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, Uh Uh Uh!" she screamed. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud groans. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!" :taz: This was my most unforgettable dream last year and guess who was the doctor- ME! Anyone wants to make my dream come true in 2016?