Why is everyone on this site? You know why .... but I have to come up with a way to attract attention that peaks the interest, shows you I'm confident, but not too much, with just the right amount of funny ..... that's a lot of pressure! I know that you will like me if you meet me .... I'm friendly and sociable, not too hard on the eyes, fit and fun. So how do I get you to look at my ad and decide to reply to my message when a million other guys are trying to do the same .......... fucked if I k...