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Best and Worst chat up lines ever

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Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle. This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back. I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them? Sarah xxx
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Quote by sarahadmin
Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle.
This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back.
I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them?
Sarah xxx

oh my .... I never use them which probably explains why I'm still single ...
But here's one that actually worked for a friend of mine
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
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I know some women who have had success with a wink and "wanna fuck". Not so much working for the men though
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Quote by Haidee
I know some women who have had success with a wink and "wanna fuck". Not so much working for the men though

Not unless they are in a whore house
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It wasn't a formula chat up line but one day at the beach (nude) a man came up with a pair of sunnies and commented that they looked like the ones I wear (they did) and were they mine (they weren't).... I give him points for knowing what kind of glasses I wear and for bringing them to me and asking... Did the line work? Thats for me to know.....biggrin
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I don't thin chat up lines really work unless the perpetrator KNOWS they're being silly and is obviously tongue-in-cheek. Stupidest one I ever copped, back when I was a young thing of 19 was: 'I'm 21 and still a virgin. What about breaking me in?' I said something cheesy like he should wait for that special person. I probably should have just told him to fuck off! LOL