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Finally had our first time!

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No, not THAT first time you dirty minded folk! We did that ages ago. wink We finally had our first experience of "Oh, my wife can't make it, but I'd still like to meet". lol It was on another site, not here, but I'd be interested to hear if anyone knows of that ploy ever actually working? Maybe not with a couple who meet single guys anyway, but with a couple who explicitly say "No single guys". Do any couples really say "Well, we don't normally meet single guys, and you're a lying, deceptive prick who if you even have a wife has probably put nude pictures of her up on the internet without her knowledge and is also trying to cheat on her... but what the hell, we've already started talking to you so lets fuck!". banghead
Warming the Bed
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we're waiting for our first time when the male half can't show up. though we'd be still willing to play with her. lol
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I DID get the 'my wife has broken her ankle, can I still come over' phone call. I admit i was skeptical and kinda not terribly polite about saying no. The next week I checked their cam, only to find Mrs, ankle in cast, holding court smile I still think it was kinda rude of him, whith his wife in hospital to still want to come on over and have sex. Bit of respect please. Nevertheless, they haven't contacted me again :)
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Over the years we have had the wife/gf can not make it but i can still come over to meet excuse that many times if we had a dollar each time we would be rich lol What are these guys thinking trying to pull that line TT you will get the wife is overseas one aswell thats pretty common Melbcpl01
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along similiar lines.... All those poor people who have faulty webcams or have an old laptop/PC with no cam but will go tomorrow and buy one but in the meantime, can I watch you. and... All those wives/girlfriends/partners who will meet and have sexual escapades with complete strangers but are too shy to appear ever-so-briefly on cam (yes, I know, some are really too shy to be on cam, I refer to the people who don't exist and are too shy to be on cam).
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after reading this no wonder it is hard for a single male to have some cam fun or even a chat with couples... don't they realise not only are they going to miss out but so are us single men who are straight up with the couples
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Luckily for us it's never happened. If it did I'd agree to the meet at a public venue. I'd set myself up at another table to watch the reaction of the male half of the couple when Mr Good walked in on his own and meet him without me. I'm sure his opening line would be "Fair's fair...your Mrs isn't here so neither is mine."
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Ah, but Greedy, what if he then said "That's OK, I was thinking about trying a guy anyway". lol We're trying the old "can we talk to your wife to check she's OK with it".
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We always make sure to talk to both parties before meeting - no exceptions. It would be even funnier to see Mr Good's response to a guy who said "That's OK, I was thinking about trying a guy anyway". wink If we get the run around of excuses (I could supply a list on request) then all meets are off. We've also been known to check out who their friends are, and if we're suss, send them a message to get a reference. Isn't that what friends are for? lol
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Gee this even happened to me, as a single male. Start talking to couple, wife looks saucy, guy gives me address, i show up, the address is an adult shop, only the shop owner is there, wink n a nudge yep I'm the dude about to fuck your wife, where the fuck is your wife, oh not here she wantef me to check you out first, wifeless husband eyeing me off like he has a boner, I grab my car keys, fly like superman to my car, drive home and watch tv.
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Gee this even happened to me, as a single male. Start talking to couple, wife looks saucy, guy gives me address, i show up, the address is an adult shop, only the shop owner is there, wink n a nudge yep I'm the dude about to fuck your wife, where the fuck is your wife, oh not here she wantef me to check you out first, wifeless husband eyeing me off like he has a boner, I grab my car keys, fly like superman to my car, drive home and watch tv.
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So why didn't you stay and talk? If you'd been talking to the couple surely he was half of it and possibly legitimately checking your suitability for his wife. Am sure you would've made it clear thru your previous chats you more interested in his wife than him
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I did stay and chat and at first I thought he was legit. He never told me wifey wouldn't be there when chatting online and every couple I met before or since the wife WAS there from the start so that was the first red flag. Talked to him for about 20min or something slowly got the impression hmm maybe there is no wifey he seemed more interested in looking at my ass then getting to know me better. It was about 3 years ago now and don't remember the details but I got the impression he was a lonely old fag looking to get some desperate straight boy. It all just seemed wrong.
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I once chatted to the female after a few weeks to get the go ahead to meet with them at their house it had been arranged as a threesome with hubby .I arrived sat had a drink and a c hat wife takes me by the hand hubby says go enjoy yourself says have fun .after a long session of licking being sucked and fucked she still wanted more cock nut I was done .hubby met me outside asked me how was it she was said come back there lives changed family reasons Not able to share anymore d
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I once chatted to the female after a few weeks to get the go ahead to meet with them at their house it had been arranged as a threesome with hubby .I arrived sat had a drink and a c hat wife takes me by the hand hubby says go enjoy yourself says have fun .after a long session of licking being sucked and fucked she still wanted more cock nut I was done
.hubby met me outside asked me how was it she was said come back there lives changed family reasons
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Why was the husband outside if his wife wanted more cock? :confused2:
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We always speak to both parties on the phone before meeting which normally sorts the wheat from the chaff and we have had numerous occasions when it has been obvious that there was no female half to the couple. Interestingly, we sometimes play with single males and single females as stated on our profile, so if they had been truthful with us they may have stood a chance!
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We had organised to meet a couple a couple for drinks in Sydney many moons ago. Standing at the pre-arrranged meeting point in George St, a gentleman approached us and introduced himself. "Where is your good wife", we enquired, "sadly she has broken her leg", he replied. We both chuckled and said goodbye to him, whereupon he asked "if we would to see her"? Somewhat perplexed, he guided us to an ambulance just around the corner. We looked in, the lady inside waved. We subsequently became good friends, LOL.