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hhhhmmmm ok yes well ummm why

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Orgasminator
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An elderly man has had a ten-centimetre fork surgically removed from inside his penis after an attempt to achieve sexual gratification went awry. The seventy-year-old man presented to the emergency department of a Canberra hospital with a bleeding member. He admitted to having inserted the fork into his urethra some twelve hours earlier before it became stuck. Although doctors were unable to see the metal cutlery, they were able to feel it under the skin. The fork was also clearly visible in x-rays. The man was placed under a general anaesthetic before doctors removed the utensil using forceps. The unusual medical case was subsequently published in The International Journal of Surgery in order to assist other medical teams in dealing with similar circumstances. The doctors who removed the fork said it was important to share the case with others, "given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra." "Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists," the journal states. The journal cited infection and foreign body migration as the greatest risks to patients suffering from objects lodged in the urethra.
Orgasminator
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ok, I must be kinda silly, cos I'm trying to figure out how a fork would actually fit. Isn't the urethra a fairly small hole, and a fork is quite a bit bigger. Ouch
Orgasminator
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im wondering about the whole fork disappearing
Sexlightened
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A 10 cm fork is only a little one, as far as forks go. I hesitate to suggest that it must have been a ... wait for it... COCKtail fork. Oh dear.
Warming the Bed
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Oh no! :doh: Ms Twiddletwat, what can I say?..... Saw that one coming a mile away.
Casanova
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i guess he was really desperated to be forked silly :evil2::evil2::evil2:
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OUCH !!! No Forking way would I attempt that lol
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guess he was lucky he didn't grab a steak knife ..........redfacerolleyes
Orgasminator
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I don't know what he was thinking - this is a one way fork. Imagine trying to retrieve it - tines first?
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Maybe he couldn't afford viagra and was looking for other ways to keep himself hard.
Sexlightened
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perhaps some kind of forkplay?
Sexlightened
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He probably just got bored with spooning... And of course spooning eventually leads to forking anyway..
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Quote by Bob_Hunter
He probably just got bored with spooning...
And of course spooning eventually leads to forking anyway..

We have a winner! lol :lol:
Sexlightened
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Quote by TemptedTwo
He probably just got bored with spooning...
And of course spooning eventually leads to forking anyway..

We have a winner! lol :lol:
Hah ha! +1 :smile:
Forum Virgin
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BLOODY HELL !!!!!!!!!!!! Caps intended