Hi all
Mrstwo and I have been robustly debating the following:
Is it OK to wipe your doodle on your host's curtains as you leave the play party?
To keep the peace, we have decided to let the audience decide.
Please vote and comment your reasoning
Kind regards
D & C xx
I think it comes down to the fabrics of the window furnishings. You wouldn't do it on a heavy Italian brocade or a fine striped Regency silk. You might consider it on an IKEA microfibre or on one of those homey earthy slub organic cottons. Not sure you'd want to try it on a cedar or bamboo Venetian or a plantation shutter - might be a bit like rubbing your dodger along a xylophone.
Perhaps you should ask your question on the decorating forum - I'm sure the ladies there would be happy to advise!
That reminds me of that old aussie joke....
An englishman, a frenchman and an Aussie are talking, the Englishman says when I rub my wife's clitorus she moans and floats an inch above the bed, the Frenchman says thats nothing when I go down on your wife she quivers and floats a foot above the bed and the Aussie says yeah well after i finish fucking your wife I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof....
I agree with Ms twiddletwat it really should come down to its ok if the material is going to feel good
Quote by Curious-couple Or their tea towel. Perhaps even their carpet. But their curtains? Some people are so uncouth ;)
Lulz The stupid poll thingy was not working.... We wanted to have the poll to ask: Yes No My hosts do not have curtains Grab the pet! (that was for Curious :twisted: ) Please held us decide this ummm errrr disagreement! D & C xx ps please see Swingers Etiquette 2 for another robust debate
Quote by kazandmick <<< bamboo curtains ................. bloody splinters :doh:
Mick that's why I used your tuk tuk to wipe my doodle when we were last there.... soz didn't realise the driver was having a snooze :sad: can you pass on my apologies to Wang
Totally disrespectful. Unless that person was there playing the "dom or Bull" and that kind of behaviour is tolerated in general, otherwise that's a big F U to whoever was hosting. Not very cool.:shock:
Quote by boredhornybitch Totally disrespectful. Unless that person was there playing the "dom or Bull" and that kind of behaviour is tolerated in general, otherwise that's a big F U to whoever was hosting. Not very cool.:shock:
I have told Mick a million times not to do that.... but those fecken ford drivers....
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Kind regards
D & C xx
:flipa: lol
