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Sex God
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Marilyn Monroe is just one of a few i love... So what quotes, do you lot like? smile
Orgasminator
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mine is DILLIGAF if you dont know what it is look in youtube lol another is suck it up princess or who gives a rats arse Mr Two
Warming the Bed
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In the bum no babies
Sexpert
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IF IN DOUBT - DON'T...
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Being Bi, doubles the chance of a date on any night!! blast
Warming the Bed
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Dani: I wanna hear a poem where ideas kiss similes so deeply that metaphors get jealous. - Steve Coleman SydBiMan: Such is life. - Ned Kelly
Orgasminator
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark read - Groucho Marx
Master of Sex
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Each man's death diminishes me, For I am involved in mankind. Therefore, send not to know For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee. John Donne
Orgasminator
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Quote by baabaa5
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
John Donne

wow baa, thats deep
haide love groucho
mrs two reminded me of one i used to say when we were young
theres no such thing a s gravity, the world just sucks.
Orgasminator
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Get a taste of religion - Lick a witch. The More The Merrier
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I love "Suck it up, Princess" or "Harden up, Princess". I use it on my 2yo son all the time. Well suggested, Mr Two. What we need for the forums is a *like* button, just like facebook. A P.S. I have NO IDEA what Baa said. Maybe we need an interpreting service too for us simple folk...
Master of Sex
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Quote by ajsydney
I love "Suck it up, Princess" or "Harden up, Princess". I use it on my 2yo son all the time. Well suggested, Mr Two.
What we need for the forums is a *like* button, just like facebook.
A
P.S. I have NO IDEA what Baa said. Maybe we need an interpreting service too for us simple folk...

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He who go's to bed with a itchy bum wakes up with a stinky finger And a good old one have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up :laughabove:
Orgasminator
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Quote by TemptedTwo
MEAT IS MURDER!
(Tasty, tasty murder!)

Mmmmm I love baby baa lambs....in the fry pan mmmmmmm
Orgasminator
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Quote by GoodandGreedy
MEAT IS MURDER!
(Tasty, tasty murder!)

Mmmmm I love baby baa lambs....in the fry pan mmmmmmm
run baa, hide your children, good and gready want to eat them :evil2:
Warming the Bed
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Quote by TemptedTwo
MEAT IS MURDER!
(Tasty, tasty murder!)

I love cats I just can not eat a whole one
Master of Sex
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Quote by mr_twonewbies
MEAT IS MURDER!
(Tasty, tasty murder!)

Mmmmm I love baby baa lambs....in the fry pan mmmmmmm
run baa, hide your children, good and gready want to eat them :evil2:
Greedy can eat me anytime ...:eeek:
Sexlightened
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Management is about arranging and telling. Leadership is about nurturing and enhancing. Thomas j peters. Better to do something imperfectly, than to do nothing perfectly. Robert H shuller.
Sexlightened
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My Favorite quotes come from George Bush Jnr, he was the best comedian ever! Here's some pearlers: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
Sexlightened
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Also quite fond of "Busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking competition" smile
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Being in management some times I think to myself....... You can't polish a Turd.
Orgasminator
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Quicker than a long tailed cat in a room full or rocking chairs
Sex God
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. Harvey Fierstein
Sex God
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A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. Robert Frost
Sexlightened
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"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt" - Slaughterhouse V - Kurt Vonnegut
Forum Virgin
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'When you do what I do for a living you have to have a positive mental attitude; when that positive mental attitude isn't enough to get you across that jump you have to be man enough to deal with the circumstances. In my case, I'm man enough.'
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just got a new one sent to me if at first you dont succeed dont try sky diving when out with friends watching his wife get chatted up, he would say" batter up " each time they tried. and "out of the ballpark" when she rejected them lol