I had a short bloke tell me once
"If you took all the men in the world and lined them up side by side and cut their dicks off and put them on their head they would all be the same height "
wouldnt be too envious of tall guys and hey hard to get a drink over the bar if your short lol
Quote by maverick83x Most girls I hook up with just wanna ride me all night, so the "how you use it" thing becomes a moot point. And 2wild, hate to burst you bubble but if your man isn't 10", I'm 8" and I've measured, and exactly the same height as your guy. He's 8" not 10".
Oh you got to laugh!!!!!! This one time at band camp, Mrs Bay played with a guy at a party, he was 5 foot nothing and she reckons he was as thick as a coke can and 9inchs, that sort of blows your theory out of the water now doesn't it A wise man better known as Forrest Gump once said "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." This guy Forrest Gump (such a wise person), he also had another saying "a stupid is as stupid does". It means that an intelligent person who does stupid things is still stupid. You are what you do and to put it simply, you say stupid shit that makes no sense well.......need I say it!
I started reading this thread in the hopes that there'd be some semi intelligent discussion/insights, but it's ended up with one guy who thinks he's God's gift to women talking trash about his large cock and everyone else trying in vain to put him back in his place.
Quite sad really. I thought people here would be above such schoolyard rubbish.
I think some people are misunderstanding some of Mavericks comments.
If you use a person's listed height to get an idea of scale in a photo, then you can apply that same scale to get an approximation of visible cock size. Presumably that is what he's talking about with 2wild's photos. Of course, for any accuracy you would need to have a full length photo (which 2wild doesn't) and correct for camera angles and body posture (which I doubt Mav could do just by looking at a photo). Also, 2wild's photos have a hand covering much of his manhood, so it's difficult to see where the measuring point would begin. Plus you would need to assume that he is totally hard in the photos. So Maverick's comments about 2wild are as bogus as most of the other stuff he says. Having said that, based on 2wild's public photos we wouldn't have guessed him to be 10" either.
We think Maverick is right that a big cock does get the interest of women. They are nice to look at, and if a woman hasn't had a big penis before she might be keen to give it a try (if the guy isn't an obnoxious wanker). But what Maverick is failing to concede is that a lot of women who have tried a big penis aren't fans of them. He appears to think that he - a single guy - knows what women want better than women themselves do. That's an attitude that a lot of women find offensive.
Of course, he's probably just being an internet troll. As far as we can see there is no evidence on his profile that he has met anyone from here. No Shrep, no comments on his profile or pictures from people saying they enjoyed meeting him. Yet he's been here since 2011. Maybe it's a fake profile and he never meets people. Or maybe he's legitimate, but people who have met him just never have anything nice to say afterwards.
Quote by elanjacobs I started reading this thread in the hopes that there'd be some semi intelligent discussion/insights, but it's ended up with one guy who thinks he's God's gift to women talking trash about his large cock and everyone else trying in vain to put him back in his place. Quite sad really. I thought people here would be above such schoolyard rubbish.
You are correct elanjacobs, it is very sad, but at the same time very amusing that a intelligent person such as maverick has a great insight into what women really want!!! Me on the other hand, believe women really want hangbags, shoes etc. judging from Mrs Bay's collection
Quote by baycouple6970 You are correct elanjacobs, it is very sad, but at the same time very amusing that a intelligent person such as maverick has a great insight into what women really want!!! Me on the other hand, believe women really want hangbags, shoes etc. judging from Mrs Bay's collection
Yes it is quite amusing. It's also taken the guesswork out of it for me; being only 6", I've resigned myself to a life of porn and loneliness. On the plus side, it'll probably be cheaper that way :P
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c__t, I could fuck it!"
There once was a man with a big dick,
Thirteen inches long, nearly four thick.
But he was a jerk,
And his brain didn't work,
So his girlfriends all gave him the flick.
Gee where do I start.
Melbcpl... 5 relationships at 30, just so we understand each other a relationship is NOT a fling or fuckbuddies or one night stand. OK good, 5 at 30 don't see what's unusual about that. And of those 5 relationship I ended all but 1 and the one I didn't end is because she moved away for work. Love how you presume they ended it, probably because you used to women ending most relationships which is true which again proves my theory.
Hmm, who's next. As for the person that said I have no comments on photos or whatever well maybe you should look again. And if you're a single male other sites like POF are much much better to meet women, this site there is stuff all good looking single females and I rarely even bother trying, this year I think I've messaged maybe 10 women total on this site, I hardly ever come on here. That said I have met about 4 girls off this site and never bothered to ask any to give me a reference.
And for those people going on about the height/penis size thing and 2wilds pics, well I'd like to thank temptedtwo for pointing out the bleeding obvious of what I meant. He said it all really... moving on.
Look in hindsight I shouldn't have commented on this thread to begin with was bound to set off a frenzy of hate mail. People saying I'm arrogant, no I'm being realistic sorry if it comes across as arrogant, I'm telling you my experiences blah blah guess you wanna cover you eyes and shoot-shit with ya keyboard. I started reading this thread and thought yea alright I'll add my two cents bzzzzt bad idea out comes the knives "you dickhead yer sweet join the bandwagon" next time I'll remember to be politically correct and say "hmm yea I have a big dick women always lose interest when they find out" next time I reply to a thread on here I'll have to google politically correct responses to I don't hurt anyones precious feelings.
Just our 2 cents Katarina, Marni and myself have all had both big and small. What do we prefer mmm well it also depends on the persons face same goes for a Ferrari and old 60 year old man with a comb over in a Ferrari ruins it. So you need a total package to start with for attraction to happen.
As for Mav you don't show your face and fully body shot so are you hiding that and hoping the rest works, as for us we like a big dick attached to a muscle hunk your figure is like a little boys and I have noticed other guys like your profile to as you would be considered a twink.
We have had big dicks cum on touch, we have had big dicks not get had and flop around and also same for small cocks. Big dicks for blow jobs depending what you call big but I can see I we could wrap our hands around yours and we have had guys that require a two hand girth which feels good for me but no so good for Marni or Katarina.
As for being turned down for sex I guess with us we have never been turned down when we have gone for it, maybe you got turned down because of your looks, attitude Im not sure why but you move on and keep trying you will get there in the end.
As for big dicks even guys with big dicks need to try and try to get laid and girls just say you want it and its done, But a personality tends to get laid more than a big dick as you look at celebrity's not all big dicks but thousands to lay them. At a bar or general place of pick up you don't see there dick anyway so the rest wins you over first.
If what you think is true Maverick walk with your dick out down the supermarket and you may have some luck just don't walk past the cucumber section as they may compare you to the bigger cucumbers stay near the baby carrots and good luck
Most dick pick only profiles aren't successful anyway as we get 100's pics of dicks sent. Get a photo full head to toe nude and then you may get some replies that lead some where not many if any I suppose would meet with just dick pics yet heaps on here try it. Most couples that we have met with partners have average or small dicks yet we have met two guys from here with big dicks and more outside of this site
jacky_alex
Off course a big dick isn't enough never said it was. Women prefer a guys whos rich doesn't mean money is everything.
I don't show my face but I have 3 full body shots. Had to pick, face or penis not both, both and a family member might recognise me or something no thanks, I picked penis. And yes I know I'm thin and women prefer muscles, not exactly news, but I'll take thin with big dick than muscles with average dick, muscles I can go get in 3 months if I want them
As for getting turned down for sex... I think you misread something there go back and re-read it.
Um, yes I know a personality matters, I figured that out when I was 10.
Is everyone missing my point?
Ok so your friends may see your picture so that shows a sought of scared personality so that's a turn off for some women as confidence can be attractive, when I was talking muscle I was talking steroid type like Dwayne jonson the rock hes hot .
As for saying women prefer cocks and money than most would be out hooking everynight which is untrue we are not all the same.
You said you had more luck on plenty of fish then why would you be here if you got girls off a dating site, maybe your after freaky girls like us that will have multiple partners with our men and not single girls looking for long lost love that crack it if you look at other women lol.
Single girls on here you wont find much as generally swinging is mostly couples and a bunch of single men swinging their dicks in the breeze.
Just remember girls have all the power when it comes to sex we walk into a bar and can walk out and fuck a whole football team, guys walk in and lucky to come out with one girl that possibly will let her friend in on it as most girls are territorial. So a profile has to stand out and be noticed read and make the person want to contact you as I said we get hundreds of guys asking to hook up I could make a profile of me making cereal with my friends and we would get 100's put some more thought into your profiles you will get more looks and possibly even a number if your lucky
maverick83xJoined:30 Nov 2011Posts:33Location:AdelaideProfilePM
Love the love on this thread.
You all acting like sex is this highly complex dance that you need a university degree to be good at, of the 5 relationships
I've been in you know how many times I got denied sex, total? Like twice, seriously, just twice, guess I must be crap in bed.
women prefer muscles, not exactly news, but I'll take thin with big dick than muscles with average dick, muscles I can go get in 3 months if I want them
As for getting turned down for sex... I think you misread something there go back and re-read it.
you said go back and read it you said you hadn't been denied sex but I pasted what you said and you said you got denied sex twice and not all girls like muscles some love the skinnier the better and some love chubbers
I'm not putting full head to tow nude pics on here I have some class.
Out hooking? You misread what I wrote, again.
Er, I take it you never been on POF, it's a hook-up site discussed as a dating site. Chicks are just as horny on there as they are on here they just much more subtle. And yes not much single girls on here = I don't come on here much. And why do I have an account? Well, why not?
Girls have the power when it comes to sex INITIALLY, I've had the sexual upperhand in every relationship I've had.
As for your little profile advice, yes girls get flooded with messages yeh everyone knows that, have a good profile yes everyone knows that, besides it's mostly about the pictures anyway for both sexes.
I've spent maybe 5 years of my life in relationships, I got denied sex twice, total, yes twice, in all those 5 years. Once she was mad, the other time I can't remember. But then you went on to give me advice about how not to get denied sex... that's why I thought you misread it. I'm still not sure if you understand what I meant. As for the muscles thing I was generalizing but most do prefer muscles just like most prefer larger willys.
Arent all dating sites the same lol, girls want sex guys want sex yet a lot of girls also want the fairytale romance where the guys is romantic caring charming sweeps her off her feet and probably costs more than a hooker to maintain I know Katarina is it costs her bf maybe 650 a week of his wage for nails, hair, clothes, shoes makeup, food, alcohol so on.
We have three similar personalities in some areas and major differences in others. Have you ever thought using gym to pick up or nudist beach maybe
I never have to spend money on women, they date me because they get addicted to my size, and the last relationship I was in SHE gave ME money!
Been to a few nudist beaches but always with girlfriends, only ever been by myself once, didn't really know what the rules were etc but I saw the potential as a lot of the females were eyeing me off.
One of out mates Darren I haven't been with him because the whole friend thing he measures ten and half with tape measure flexible one so it runs right along and is thick like 600 coke bottle he has a lot of confidence he walks around bar, pool table, café pretty much where ever and says do you want to fuck he tends to get a hit rate of 2 out of every 30 people asked they cant believe his confidence. There is also a guy on you tube that walks round naked and asks girls out hes pretty cute that's a plus if they are cute.
you could try that sought of style or work out exactly what you want from a girl which you don't mention much of
I know what I want from a girl just didn't think it was relevant to this thread. If you talking about my profile well I say no couples and as long as she's decent looking I'll give her a chance if I get a message from someone I don't like I just don't reply.
Thanks for the pick-up advice but I do pretty well as it is, I online date because I'm greedy not because I'm desperate.
Quote by jacky_alex2125 If what you think is true Maverick walk with your dick out down the supermarket and you may have some luck just don't walk past the cucumber section as they may compare you to the bigger cucumbers stay near the baby carrots and good luck
Quote by maverick83x Girls saying average is better or size doesn't matter, yea i dunno not convinced. I'm 8" and I can tell ya once they see it in full flight the deal is sealed every time. Been to a few nudist beaches get a lot of looks and lip licking from chicks, they don't do that to other guys. Size doesn't matter na sorry girls that's bullshit you love big dicks and guys with big dicks know it.
Maverick, this is why you have pissed so many people off. Up until the last line you were talking about your experience, which is what this whole thread was meant to be about. Then you go generalising, in a rather arrogant manner, about women's size preference and expect not to be called out on it? And you have been called out by Every. Single. Poster to this thread. Perhaps it's time to cut your losses.
Quote by elanjacobs Girls saying average is better or size doesn't matter, yea i dunno not convinced. I'm 8" and I can tell ya once they see it in full flight the deal is sealed every time. Been to a few nudist beaches get a lot of looks and lip licking from chicks, they don't do that to other guys. Size doesn't matter na sorry girls that's bullshit you love big dicks and guys with big dicks know it.
Maverick, this is why you have pissed so many people off. Up until the last line you were talking about your experience, which is what this whole thread was meant to be about. Then you go generalising, in a rather arrogant manner, about women's size preference and expect not to be called out on it? And you have been called out by Every. Single. Poster to this thread. Perhaps it's time to cut your losses. Well said elanjacobs, now here is a single guy Mrs Bay would consider playing with. Maverick there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance; dare I say it you are thinking with the wrong head. You opened a can of worms when you made one stupid comment after another. Being humble is not one of your strengths is it? Now don't take this as bible, but from my personal experience women would like men with a little bit of substance. Sorry dude but your personal experience is just that, its not the view taken by all.
[quote="maverick83x"]Gee where do I start.
Melbcpl... 5 relationships at 30, just so we understand each other a relationship is NOT a fling or fuckbuddies or one night stand. OK good, 5 at 30 don't see what's unusual about that. And of those 5 relationship I ended all but 1 and the one I didn't end is because she moved away for work. Love how you presume they ended it, probably because you used to women ending most relationships which is true which again proves my theory.
Like yes we know what a relationship and a fling etc is
Well you are wrong AGAIN maverick 5 @ 30 clearly shows you can not hold a long term relationship . Us 1 relationshop since we were 19 yo and we are almost to the big 50 ,, we will let you work out how many years that is . We can hold a relationship something you clearly can not no matter who ends it
Pooor Maverick is affaid some one he may know will see him on here BIG BLOODY DEAL if they see you on here they are on here for the same reason you are so no face pic just does not cut it , that excuse is bull dust unless you realy have some thing to hide
Hi all its Mr 2wild here
Just discovered this post and behold my sexy loving lady has replied and well I have to correct an error she has made, I admit my penis,cock isn't 10" its more 8" to maybe 9 sorry for anyone that was deceived by the - 5cm exaggeration on her part (but I love her for it) but Maverick 5 women at 30yo and only been knocked back twice so using your math equation that would make it you had sex 3 times you stud!...I AM IMPRESSED.....
oh well I'm off now to play with my sexy lady with my average cock as I can because I have a very Hot and sexy lady as do Mr Bay and do Mr Tempted and many other guys on here that dont need to justify there relationship status by the size of there cocks...WHY? you ask well thats because they no whats more important in a satisfying and happy relationship and their not Maverick a poor unfortunate single male that thinks a good and happy relationship revolves around the size of his penis and on that note I wish Maverick and his penis all the best for the new year as Im sure they will be seeing alot of each other.......
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL :cheers:
Mr 2wildinnewy
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