Boys, Girls & Anyone who can't decide...
The June Melbourne M&G is going to be held on Saturday 15th June 2013 and is being held on the Western Side of Town (sharing the east/west love). The June M&G will also be a themed night (i.e. costume party) with the theme being a "Playing Card Party" (Note: Party in this context is a social party NOT a playing party) and as eluded to this is a SOCIAL meet, not a play meet so its all about :cheers: and :welcome:.
For those who are confused about the theme, just think about a deck of playing cards...
- You could come dressed as the Queen of Hearts - or maybe just a Queen...
- You could come dressed as a King - maybe even a Drag King...
- Dress identical and come as a "Pair" or "Three of a kind" etc
- You could come also dressed as a Joker - well as long as you don't come dressed as a better joker than me, otherwise to put it in Luckyone3's terminology "Thats a paddlin" :boxing:
Thinking outside of the square, I have some wacky suggestions as well (and now some from others in chat)...
- Come dressed as a Card dealer with the pretty little green cap
- Buy a black man-kini and come dressed as "spades"
- Come dressed as a cave man and bring a "club"
- Dress with all your bling and show us your "diamonds"
- Come wearing a fake toilet and a crown and be "A Royal Flush"
- Stick an Ace card to your forehead and go as "Ace High"
- Come dressed as the Tinman then go "Looking for a Heart"
- Dress as a cat and be "The Kitty"
- If your names Jack wear a black morph suit and be "Black Jack"
- Come dressed as Franko Cozzo (or a druggie) and be "The Dealer"
- Wear a Red/Green/Blue morph suit and come dressed as "Uno"
Now unlike previous M&G's this one will have a cover charge ($10p.p), but that is only because I am buying/giving away some 'Door Prizes', "Best Dressed" and "Most Creatively Dressed" prizes etc. and if there is any money leftover, we may even have some other free prizes/free drinks etc.
So where is the M&G and timings etc. - Well after receiving more rejections than a single bloke on a swingers site :silly::grin: the location is the "Braybrook Hotel" 353 Ballarat Rd, Braybrook VIC (The one with the footballer statues out the front) and the M&G will kick off from 6:30pm in our own little dedicated area (parking and enter from the rear).
What is the plan for the night? Well the plan is people roll in from 6:30 and if you want dinner the bistro is open and apparently the new chef that starts Mid-May is some famous Western/Chinese chef, so now they have a Western + Chinese menu and the area I've got for us you can sit and order meals or just sit and drink (both in the same area) - If all goes to plan, we may even have a few poker tables set up for those who want to drink/chat while others eat. Then from 9pm once people have had something to eat/mingled a bit, the bistro which is next to where we are shuts (at 9pm) and then we get the bistro area PLUS our existing area and that's when we'll be doing the "Best Dressed" and "Most Creatively" catwalk and the party kicks into top gear...
Also could I please ask you to PM me if you plan on going, so I can plan how many random door prizes/best dressed prizes etc I'll need. Lastly, in terms of paying the cover charge "The Boss Lady" will be collecting the money on the night from people and as the name suggests, she will also be Chief Door Bitch. So if anyone plans on misbehaving you'll need one of these :giveup: because she will :sparring::boxing: anyone who misbehaves and they will be :scared: same applies for people who arrive "over-hydrated"
Thank you
Hair Gel & The Boss Lady
Sexlightened
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