#freakydeakysexytimes temporarily closed for renovations, an oil change, greased nipples & ball joint adjustment.

We look forward to resuming our normal kinky & decadently perverted programming shortly. Enjoy the test pattern.

~ The hedonistic proprietors ;-}]> &. @(-/-)@

# THE SHORT STORY :-

MonkeyGirl here- I'm bi, geeky & cheeky - he's straight, a confident, alpha, sexy guy (to me - grrrowwwwwl!) who laughs a lot.

He says my tattoos are hot, my couple of piercings sexy & my look turns him on. I love his tattoos, hairy chest and goatee. I think we make a pretty funky looking couple.

Who are we looking for?

Couples ...and also single ladies

~who want to explore sex, a little or a lot.

~Newbies taking first steps and those who've been enjoying swinging for ages.

~People who might want to try on a fantasy or two for size.

~Couples with a Straight woman, (or bi or bi-curious women for those who like the prospect of woman's kiss, curves caress & more. *wink*. ) Either/or. :-)

~One day we'd love to have just a few people we catch up with regularly, for fun, sexual & some vanilla stuff too.

My guy and I are a committed loving couple & enjoy meeting friendly, fun and interesting people. I'm HIS sexually empowered slutty girl, who loves sharing sexy adventures WITH him- we ALWAYS play together, never alone, so please-don't ask.

(For any of the Word-police or Neanderthals reading- in OUR world, a "slut" is someone who owns their sexuality, a sexual pleasure-seeker who embraces the fun and joy of sex- slut ISN'T a negative term in our world- full stop. It's why our site name is 2Hedonists ~ yay!!)

Our emphasis is on the fun and friendly. And respect for people. We hope yours is too.

# FOR THOSE WHO LIKE A BIT MORE INFO :-

We enjoy sharing some fun and laughing along the way.

And fucking.

And both love giving oral, coz we both have an oral fixation lol- He loves to give & I adore the feeling of a cock growing bigger and harder in my mouth.

We aren't supermodels, but pull off our own brand of sexy pretty well-put it this way, we can barely keep our hands off each other most days, lol.

Not too long ago we were newbies too. We know starting off can be a BIG step for some, so we can always meet somewhere fun out and about, nowhere near a bed. lol. At worst we both meet some cool people. I'd like to feel that the girl is actually cool with even simply catching up for a drink or coffee. Anything else beyond that is a fun, sexy bonus.

We don't EVER want anyone feeling pressured-sex should always be fun- never pressured or angtsy. If it isn't you're doing it wrong.

Sometimes we play from the first meet & catch-up. Sometimes we don't - it's all about the vibe- everyone decides for themself.

NO SINGLE GUYS!!! Stippy organises plenty of sexy adventures and cock for me- if and when he organises another small gangbang for me He'll find you- till then - I AM NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY INTERESTED. Don't email- save yourself the effort- I won't reply, I just delete them without reading.

Family comes before swinging. Our careers too. So we value discretion & people who also expect & respect that. When we say "yes- let's catch up" we'll turn up. It would only be a an unforeseen emergency that would see us cancel, and we'll call & let you know first if that ever happens, beforehand. :-)

Have fun, I know we are! Life's too short not to. W.E.G.

MonkeyGirl @(^_^)@ & Stippy ;-}]>

xxx

PS- we both have access to this account- when you message one of us you message both of us. We see all of each other's messages too. :-)

***OTHER STUFF & WHAT I'VE LEARNT ABOUT SWINGING & THIS SITE***

# Most single guys are stoopid, lol. We're NOT interested. But STILL they message us. SAVE YOURSELF THE REJECTION GUYS- your cock isn't that special OR have super-powers- I won't reply. And don't bother pretending to be a couple- I'll find you out easy.

# Some people have no manners #1 - "hey-hot pics-u wanna fuk?" messages don't cut it with me! If that's ALL the effort a guy in a couple is prepared to go to, your cock will NEVER end up in my mouth- lmao!

# We're here to have fun. I like to play.

# Some people have no manners #2 - I've messaged half a dozen people here-him too. Some don't even reply. Their loss. Anyway, life is too short to hang with people with no manners or courtesy. A simple courteous, "no thanks" would be enough. If people can't even do that we wouldn't be interested anyway, even for a drink. Either one of us will always reply to messages at worst within a few days if our regular lives are extra hectic.

# We can host if that suits everyone if you're unable to.

# We're here to have fun. He likes to play.

# We are both in 100% sexual (and regular) health. We intend staying that way.

# We don't cam - we like the real thing. We don't "chat" either. A few emails so we all know we're all on the same page and we can text/call from there. We're both happy to get on the phone.

# We're here to have fun, not bring stress into our or anyone else's sex life.

# We're not interested in being part of anyone's cheating rendezvous. We'd rather not fuck cheats.

# Photos. ALL our photos under 2 yrs old, some only 1 or 2 months old. How hard is it to have a current photo on here- even in a private album or to get them quickly & easily another way? If we show you our private photos, then it's only fair we see yours, okey-dokie?

# did i mention we like to have fun? Sex and regular type fun. x