She is Betty and I’m Billy.

We've been together for many years and plan on being together for many more.

Betty has bright blue hair. Billy’s hair wore out years ago.

We think we’ve got a decent sense of humour, although Billy’s does oscillate between infantile and inappropriate.

We’re under the impression that we can hold a decent conversation and talk really proper and like good but. This may be true…we may be deluded.

We should get that checked by someone appropriately qualified.

We’re not conventional.

We are reasonably well travelled an enjoy experiencing different cultures and countries.

We’re not looking to play separately.

You’ll probably see us at the Melbourne Meet and Greets and at Saints. If you see us, say hello – it’s always nice to put a face to a name.

We think attitudes are sexy and wit is just as important.

So what are we looking for?

A couple within our preferred age range (mid 20s - mid 40s), happy and secure in their own relationship and enjoying life.

Taking a unique and unprecedented stance we’d appreciate it if all interested, single bi ladies formed an orderly line to the left – Betty will be with you shortly.

We are not after single guys. We know you have a difficult time – but that’s the way it works. Hit up your Mum for a hug, you’ll feel better.

Not here to entertain picture collectors (seriously – the internet has loads of porn?)

Finally – and sorry - but we’re not into smokers.