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Cactus

Over 90 days ago

Straight Male, 41

0 km · New South Wales

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27 Apr 2013

OP, most people one here have social problems so when someone asks a simple request like share a juicy story their tiny minds flip out because in their world (where everyone is stupider than them) it cannot be done in a adult way where descression & restraint are to be excersized. Poor buggers lol

lol

20 Apr 2013

inside the war tunnel off in the rooms has used condoms everywhere, sign of regular use to me!

20 Apr 2013

Any looking to play with a straight/curious local guy let me know :moon:

20 Apr 2013

Anyone go down the beach for a walk & maybe want to wander off into the bushes ? I walk down there some evenings, only problem is my ass has never had a cock in it!!!! :sad:

4 Jun 2012

14 May 2012

Quote by melbcpl01
well mate this isnt a "sex" and swingers site its a swingers site

Huh ? well what do swingers (a term which you must think only relates to couples) do when they meet up, bake fucking cakes ?
I deleted the rest of your post because it was also bollocks lol

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Well the name of the site is Swingers Heaven not sex heaven , yummmmmmmmmmmmmm cake now there is a idea
OKandQ make some good points in thier posts , cactus using the F word as you have done in a rude way is one reason single guys have a bad rep good to see you just added your bit to help
Melbcpl01
So you associate the word "swinger" with "couple" too & disassociate the word "swinger" with the word "sex" ? (giggle giggle)
The "F" word offends & affects single males ?
Are you retarded ?
Singles have a bad rep why ?
I like cake too, thats something we can all agree on wink

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Seriously folks.....seriously. Wake up :lol: fuck fuck fuckity fuck

14 May 2012

I was out there in January for lunch & one of my workers went for a stroll, he found a poo chair in the sand dunes.. a fold up chair that someone had actually cut a hole in & shat through. I was very impressed & asked him to go back & get a photo for proof but he said get farked. Completely unrelated but i felt compelled to share & it's something to look out for i guess, maybe wear thongs or some other kind of open footwear

14 May 2012

Quote by OKandQ
well mate this isnt a "sex" and swingers site its a swingers site

Huh ? well what do swingers (a term which you must think only relates to couples) do when they meet up, bake fucking cakes ?
I deleted the rest of your post because it was also bollocks lol

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14 May 2012

I put it down to the internet lol

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Nerds that can't fit in...just stay in your little cocoon life where it's nice & safe

9 May 2012

Quote by naughty4kink
heaps keen for hook up tonight my girlfriend and i are feeling naughty and adventures

Where bro ?

9 May 2012

Quote by adelaidenaked
Has anyone ever caught someone masturbating out in public if so what was your reaction?

Not sure how i'd react, but if it was a morally incorrect situation the offender will certainly be in a bit of strife wink

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9 May 2012

Quote by tripmeup
is it me or should married guys be on here as a couple and not on their own, to clarify they are a couple. do their other halfs know that they are on here, probably not is my guess.

Well theres plenty of women who are shacked up with a man seeking pleasure as an individual..
Whats your point ? who cares if they are married ? (if youre looking for your soul mate this is the wrong site) Who cares if their missus doesn't know they play up ?

9 May 2012

If your'e not a woman fuck off, write your opinion on your thumb & punch it up your arse.... i bet if this was a female writing this ad there would be tonnes of interest & fucking zero criticism.. WTF is wrong with people these days, why should a bloke have to walk on egg shells...

14 Apr 2012

Where would this be, camera free event ?

11 Apr 2012

Yeah, too public/busy + regularly policed What scenario are you after, im sure some of us locals could setup a safe private (public) meet!

8 Apr 2012

so how long is ya dick erect ? considering a woman can orgasm from just rubbing the clitoris.. i'd have to agree with the size doesn't matter theory If she digs you, she will enjoy it :-D I don't think there is any proven way to make the cock bigger, surgery apparently only makes it bigger when soft.., some tribal people do strech them by tying rocks, but i don't know if it aids when you bar up. One thing i once read about is that males should consume atleast 1 whole tomato a day. Tomatoes are excellent for blood circulation which is a big deal for boners. Smoking will not help either, followed by diet, physical shape,..etc

4 Apr 2012

Advice ? Involve meeeee lol

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2 Apr 2012

Good luck mate! I have tried & tried, genuinely interested but no bites down here Could be a small town thing, maybe they prefer guys from out of town so theres no potential awkwardness ??? lol

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2 Apr 2012

Quote by acermark
As far as I know it's a gay cruising area.

lol just going off the name it sounds like a gay pick up zone lol

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21 Mar 2012

...lol

18 Mar 2012

Just for the sake of the scene, did anything eventuate from this or was it just another waste of time ?

18 Mar 2012

Quote by Lascivious_pear
We are a couple who want to meet a bi-woman. We want to share long sensual loving with the right person...someone to share a long lasting friendship with, too. But we haven't had any luck!
Any suggestions on how to search? What should we be doing or saying?

Dunno, your pic looks pretty inviting, maybe you would have more luck seeking a like minded couple with a bi lady.
This site has alot of members that are here to just see if they could.. they get the attention & then shit themselves & don't log in for 2 weeks lol

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18 Mar 2012

Quote by 2_4orgy
My Friends though all married slim pretty girls, who now after having families are large .
Ironic isn't it

Too true

Quote by husbandandwife
Its also funny that more than 80% of these contact us later to see if we would be interested in meeting the male half of that couple alone. So maybe its the females that have more of an issue with larger people than the males??

I hope you tell them to get stuffed!
Alot of in shape good looking women have ther heads jammed fair up their ass, they are treated like princesses all their lives due to their easy on the eye exterior & set high standards for themselves. Over time their personality turns to shit as a result lol

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18 Mar 2012

Might want to list a location mate, seems like youre fairdinkum, good luck!

9 Mar 2012

Quote by tspooner
hi all. very new looking for dogging spots on the south coast of nsw between sydney and batemans bay

Hill 60 Port kembla is probably the best spot in Wollongong area, you can go into the tunnels & pick a room + can hear people coming from a long way off
Message me when you go if you want, i'd like to watch/join

7 Mar 2012

Quote by Darklost
Went down to Maslins the other night with my girlfriend and sat on the beach. While i took my gear off my girlfriend didnt, though she was wearing a see thru top. Had guys come over and start touching her without asking, and when we went to leave one guy tried to pull her knickers down and fuck her. At no time did she give anybody the ok to touch or anything else. So what im saying is this. BLOODY ASK FIRST. Also dont follow back up to the cars and start jerking at the closed window. So if any of the guys who were there doing this. WAKE UP AND FOLLOW THE RULES.

Thats come creepy shit mate, did you not anticipate & react first (say hey hey..look but don't touch buddy) ?

1 Mar 2012

Quote by acermark
Yep, you've got to state clearly NO SINGLE MALES otherwise desperate drongos will still reply.

Stating interest doesn't make you a desperate drongo...moron blink

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Ahh the internet..Clearly a relatively new thing for the human race
Why state interest at all when a simple click on lib88y's profile would also reveal they are not looking for single males if their post wasn't supposedly clear enough, Dickhead?
It's not rocket science people.
Yes i have a dick, yes i can be a bit of a dickhead, the dick is closely related to my balls which produce lots of testosterone-male dickhead juice.
fair enough. I didn't read the profile (because i don't care that much to be honest), But still, you don't hang shit on your bros
We are all bros & hoes. Less hate, lifes too short..the desperate drongo comment pissed me right off mate. Fellow bro was just putting it out there, theres enough dark clouds over single males already (on this site), no need to throw some more kero on the fire.

1 Mar 2012

Quote by acermark
Yep, you've got to state clearly NO SINGLE MALES otherwise desperate drongos will still reply.

Stating interest doesn't make you a desperate drongo...moron blink

blink

Ahh the internet..Clearly a relatively new thing for the human race

1 Mar 2012

Come to to Wollongong for a holiday next time. Dicks everywhere!

1 Mar 2012

Quote by lib88y
I'm ididnt mention males at all

awww poor bubby. You didn't say no males either & news flash - males are up for anything,anytime,anywhere :haha: