Quote by Firedragon2
My only problem is.....if you are sitting down at a nudist beach and someone walks up to speak to you...where do you look??
Wear sunnies!
Random boners are the real issue :-)
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Cactus
2 months ago
Straight Male, 41
0 km · New South Wales
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Quote by Haidee
generally speaking, women peak at 30-40 and men peak at 18. Which means that sexually an 18yo boy and a 35yp woman may be more sexually compatible than an 18 year old couple. That goes for younger women/older men as well.
Not sure how true this is, but it is what I've been told, by more than one person, on more than one occasion. I have to admit, when I was a teenager, the last thing I wanted was a teenage boyfriend - way too obsessed with immature things, that were of no interest to me.
Derp a derp. ..
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lol... I'm about to go do a shit, should I sit or stand, is it okay to breathe in the toilet, should I was my hands, is it okay to eat eggs that are one day beyond use by, if a stranger says hello should I cry and run away, can someone go to the bank for me, it's scary in there, the teller talks to me and I feel it's uncomfortable, inappropriate & an invasion of my liberties ?
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Got one about 10 years ago, didn't do shit apart from a bit of pain & a vein looking like it was about to burst. There's other methods that people swear by but it's hard work (gigidy) & can take years, I have just learned to accept my average size dick for what it is..
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Quote by Haidee
herhe, I was bitching about the difficulties of getting laid to a male friend and his advice was just to walk up to someone I find attractive and say 'wanna fuck?' I was dubious and tried it 3 times. Each time I got no eye contact and a firm backing away
So if it doesn't work on guys, why do they think any girl will roll over and lose her undies if a man says it?
Were you in the grocery store or local nite club ?
If a stunner randomly hit me up I'd probably ask her if I'm being punked, then follow with, are you insane, do you have aids, are you a man ? Once that's all cleared up I'll think about it..
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Problem is its a free to join forum & anything that can be seen online can be collected (which is why i dont have photos).
If it was me, i'd ban the idiots who are causing the fuss.. insecure cunce, for 90% of people who post on online forums, in no way does it represent what they are actually like in person!
The internet gives people a sense of confidence, kinda like the people you see wearing sunglasses indoors or when the sun is down! ..issues maaan... 
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Quote by Lumix_Lovers
We think it would be a great weekend away the great outdoors sex and whatever goes. In relatively secluded and private areas. But naturalist parks are also a great option. Looking forward to the warmer weather.
G'day dkn
naturalist parks are also a great option
This has been discussed here & elsewhere previously
A naturist / nudist park is NOT the place for swingers to enjoy themselves
Nudists are NOT swingers, and naturist / nudist retreats are privately owned locations where if you misbehave / detour from their 'rules' you will be out the door before you can do your zip up
As a practicing nudist, may I offer you this ... the 'rules' of social behaviour inside a nudist retreat are stonger than in your street at home - there is no touching of others without permission, there is definitely no sex with others at all
You might be at a clothed party and think it's quite okay to put your arm around a pretty girl's waist while you're chatting. Try this at a nudist place and you will be asked to leave ~ never mind putting the hard word on a female for a bit of sex
If you want to have a wild party, book the 4 or 6 or 8 of you into a hotel suite for a night and whatever you do in the suite will not involve anyone who was not aware of the agenda
Phil
So you cannot even shag the mrs in the tent/ room ?
What about random boners ? sometimes it just happens ya know
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And for swingers, people on here are so fucking sensitive, then theres always someone jumping straight onto the bandwagon in a pathetic attempt to look better than the!
The fella was just being proactive, if the beggars cant be chosers comment cant be taken lightly, go to kmart, buy a cheap bycicle helmet & pool floaties then just wear them 24hrs a day.. bucause its a big bad world out there huh 
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Quote by TemptedTwo
but swinging to me = sex
Largely true, except sex isn't just getting naked and fucking. You still have to work to turn somebody on, and that will often mean a bit of flirting before getting naked and fucking. That's the part that 99% of guys seem to overlook - the flirting - and instead they jump straight to "let's fuck".
.. That goes without saying
Also, 99%.. wow thats high
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Quote by OKandQ
so descriptive, clever and enticing not only that every lady in australia is watering as your so close to who?
refer to the are men really stupid thread
funny how many one line threads pickup threads go with hundreds of looks and no comments so I thought I could help by commenting .
Thats fantastic that you have opininions, maybe PM instead of spaming his thread.
The guy most likely has a profile to look at, surely we arent all that stupid that we need to write a novel based on the subject: Single man free this sat night .
Pretty self explanatory i thought. If he said theres gonna be cake would you be semi interested ?
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Quote by Haidee
yes Cactus, and it is the 'Billys' of this world that need to get a clue and get clued in if he wants to get laid. He is the epitome of the reason the solo guys get such a hard time on these sites. And, BTW, this is NOT a sex site, but a Swingers site, completely different thing - try checking out the info and FAQ's that you can see on the left hand side of your screen
The problem is, it's just not that easy for the "billy's", some will learn, some won't & end up hating women, some are just truly assholes.
I hope people don't judge someones personality based on what they type here, i probably come accross as a real dick head. I type as if its a bunch of mates having a yarn, im not going to pretend to be some sort of old fashioned educated gentleman, sometimes i'm also drunk.. It is what it is
I'm not gonna argue, but swinging to me = sex, im not here to take someone out for a cup of tea.. every single meet, thats what non swinging freinds are for. Ofcourse frendship is involved though.. in no way i think this is a "hey, meet me down the park & let me come on your face SHUTUP I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME" site.
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geez it would be freezing down there!
Do you come a bit further north for some bush bashing & camping, are you a member of 4wdaction ?
My new GF is starting to enjoy coming out with me, she screams alot when i tackle some sketchy bits but it's all good fun, it's great to just pull up anywhere, walk around naked & have a fuck out in the wilderness :-D
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Quote by Muffins
I'd say a high percentage would be.. on here anyway. Although social awkwardness can easily be mistaken for stupidity.
It's amusing that alot of the women on here trot around like they have all the power just because they have a pussy & tits
Social awkwardness and even stupidity can often be overcome with good manners. We receive messages and whispers from guys with poor literacy and communication skills who still manage to be polite when asking questions. Although our profile states quite clearly that we are seeking the company of other couples and women we don't mind chatting to guys as well.
Women indeed do have the power in this site as they are the most sought after contact. They are in the minority, being outnumbered by more than 12 to 1 by solo males and about 4 to 1 by couples.
A common complaint throughout this and similar posts by women and couples concerns the way in which many guys frame their communications. Women in here are not unpaid sex workers and are quite entitled to take offence when subjected to abrupt rudeness. "How many cocks does Mrs Muffins take at a party and does she like it in the arse?" is not a good opening enquiry! "I'm travelling through your town on Thursday and am keen on a spa, massage and head job. Where do you live?", also causes disappointment.
"Hi, I'm young, fit and hung with a thick 8 inch, cut cock", also fails to impress and will usually receive the reply from Ms Muffins of, "Many thanks for your enquiry and offer of sex but I really prefer well hung men and you sound a bit inadequate for my needs." Answering with a polite no thank you invariably leads to a barrage of messages claiming that the correspondent is a total stud muffin and will provide madam with endless orgasms and the best sex of her life if she will only give him a chance to prove himself when Mr Muffins is not watching.
Although Swinger's Heaven is a social site for people who may wish to liaise or meet for sexually related fun we do not regard it as a 'sex site' where everyone is seeking quick hook-ups. To assume so will quickly lead to frustration and disappointment from repeated knock backs and the odd abrupt reply.
The most successful single guys we encounter online, in the Chat Room and at events are those who are polite, can hold a conversation, know how to flirt in a subtle manner and who have a genuine respect for the women who they wish to play with. Gaining the trust of male partners can also be a bonus. Regarding female swingers as unpaid sex workers almost guarantees failure.
It is a shame that the art of socialising and conversing seems to have been lost or never acquired by so many of our younger males.
Regards,
Muffins
We as humans have to go against all built in anamilistic instincts, We have been forced to live in environments we were not designed for, some adapt well, some don't.
Some never learned basic social skills required for this always changing modern age we live in. Even in my lifetime, we have gone from writing love letters & phone calls to instant messaging & selfies, what was shown on TV back then & what is shown now is completely different, men and women are objectified everywhere you look. These days life has all the ingredients for breeding some very messed up people, for example:
Take "billy", he grew up in a single parent family, his only memories of his father were when he was high on ice & beating up his mother. The kids at school picked on him because of his family so he became a bit of a loner, mostly staying home out of school hours playing his xbox & watching TV, Jersey shore is one of his favourite shows,he also studied alot & was in the top 3 in his classes .
Billy starts to feel attracted to girls, he is too scared to talk to the girls at school because they all call him poor, drug dad boy.. etc. So billy starts masturbating to porn, billy does this till he is 18 years old, soon as he started masturbating to porn, the desire to court girls was lost as he could get the same result from 10mins of googling, as a result he never really learned how to chat up women, in his eyes they have become mere sexual objects.
Billy is now a man, he has a job & is out in the big bad world, billy finds swingersheaven & sees all the profiles with pictures of sexy women with cocks in their mouths etc, based on his "experience" these girls are horny sluts good to go & up for anything, he reads 2 lines of their profile blog, assumes its all bullshit then his eyes just go back up to the pictures of boobs & dicks in asses, Billy cant help himself & fires off a heart felt message:
"Hi there baby, your pictures make me so hard, im young fit with a big dick, message me and we will hook up for some awesome sex"
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I'd say a high percentage would be.. on here anyway. Although social awkwardness can easily be mistaken for stupidity.
It's amusing that alot of the women on here trot around like they have all the power just because they have a pussy & tits .. getting all offended on a sex site.. lol
.. getting all offended on a sex site.. lol
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Gonna check this place out today ;-)
Hey did you get to Menangle? Were you lucky to catch someone? Would love to hear about it if you did!!
We ended up at Mt Keira lookout instead, nobody around but had some fun still.. Was too late to go that far :-(
