Warrior of my own Destiny

I used to drag race a snail, now I race 2.

I also in to extreme sports and am currently ranked 4th in Victoria at catapilar shoelace tying.

I do have a few teeth marks battle scars on "ol squint" (me cock) but ya won't notice cause I use Thin Lizzy to cover it up, takes him back to his glorious  modelling days.