Rub me, and I will grant your three wishes, I'm a straight aussie employed male looking to meet woman for fun and friendship. I'm casual and enjoy a joke . Happy to meet for a drink and see how things progress. I believe in being respectful but also believe in having fun. Hoping to make both friends and lovers.

Sitting on my lazy arse

I drift into a daydream,

Thinking 'bout you fully smothered

From head to toe in chocolate cream.

I get this thought every day and night

And wonder when it would stop.

But I can't help thinking what it'll be like

If there was a cherry placed on top!