Sorry if all this sounds very blunt but we’ve tried the polite route and been inundated with replies from idiots so we’re trying a more direct approach!

We are a couple that like to play in a hotel once in a while (like 2 or 3 times a year) and let other guys join her while I watch and take photos. 

Guys MUST be in good shape. If you get no response you’re not in her kinda shape or maybe not her type, but we won’t feel the need to tell you as much so if you’re the snowflake type who takes offence at not getting a reply then definitely don’t bother contacting us.

No smokers - she will smell it on you and your night will be over before it even starts.

Not into never never ego trippers who just want to see if they have what it takes to get picked and then disappear, they’re just needy and.....sad. 

Guys must be in Brisbane or willing to travel to it. We play only a couple of times a year and it’s on our schedule no one else’s.

Must be ready to send CLEAR photos (and of more than just your dick) and contact details (email then later if we pick you a mobile) We aren’t members  so don’t expect a reply through this site.

IMPORTANT!   DO NOT send generic emails generated by the site asking us to “check out your profile” etc etc. We won’t. That just means you’ve either not read our profile or you’re too lazy to send a personal message. Either way we’re not interested.