Quote by play4u
you seem to miss the sarcasm surely their is suspicion google site technology different cameras all in focus same colours picels etc pics by many non pro photographers with various no fixed abodes
well, who can argue with that..?
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luvcurves
1 day ago
Bi-curious Cis Female, 50
Bi-curious Cis Male, 55
0 km · Pakenham
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Warming the Bed
Quote by Sparkplug
ive been here for over 10 years , and its a big pet hate of mine, i think they must think they are edging their betts with a cpl profile, and ya can pick up on the fakers, the mrs is NEVER around. yes its annoying
We are a genuine couple and Mrs very rarely logs in. You can't tell real from fake using this metric.
Warming the Bed
No, I'm totally with you. Not having pics for everyone to view on one's profile is really not ok. And the lame excuse about potential damage to one's standing is nothing but cowardice. We have photos on our profile... we just keep the potentially "dangerous" ones in the private folder.
Let me put it this way: If you don't have pics on your profile, you aren't going to be playing with us. If you are too chicken-hearted to take the same "risk" as the rest of us are, then we're not going to waste our time on you.
So to those afraid to post potentially inconvenient pics, man the fuck up.
Warming the Bed
All I see here is some neck-beard complaining that sometimes people change their minds. No one is here for you to get laid. Until your dick is in there, it is not a guarantee. The privilege can be removed at any time... no one owes you sex. The term "time wasters" is a bullying tactic and the reverse would be "entitled asshole."
And as far as "warning mates" goes, this is nothing more than an attempt at bullying.
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Let me start by saying, we like to play with single guys. Mrs loves a bit of strange, and Mr enjoys watching Mrs. Ok, that being said, I'd like to provide a list of single guy etiquette. Things to do and things not to do.
1. Punctuality: Be on time. Don't be fashionably late, or take the arranged time to be a mere suggestion.
2. Hygiene:Shower, dress in clean clothes, and do all of the personal grooming that one does when preparing for a date.
3. Always show respect to both partners of the couple.You are being invited into the private life of a couple, not just the lady. This doesn't mean to kiss his ass... just talk to him, consider his wants and needs, too. And no, this doesn't mean to go bi, if that's not your thing.
4. Do not overstay your welcome. If the couple is looking at the clock, or yawning, or seem to be more interested in each other, it's probably time to go home.
5. Dispose of your own condoms.
6. Don't sit around waiting for someone to say "Ok, let's fuck." Be proactive.Flirt. But also,
7. Don't jump the gun.You may be in the house, but you're not yet in bed. Pay attention to body language. If the couple are carressing each other, chances are, it's time to make your move.
8. Orgasms are not a score card.It's not a win if you make her squirt anymore than it is a loss if you don't. It's not a game, and the only way a playdate is a win, is if it's fun for all involved.
9. Not all women want their pussy licked for hours on end.The clitoris is very sensitive and prolonged stimulation can become unpleasant, even painful. It's not about you, and your ego. Treat the lady right, and she'll take good care of you.
10. Thank the couple for inviting you over.
Well, that's our Top Ten bits of advice for the swinging single guy. We're sure that other members have advice they'd like to add.
Mr Luv, and Mrs Curves.
1. Punctuality: Be on time. Don't be fashionably late, or take the arranged time to be a mere suggestion.
2. Hygiene:Shower, dress in clean clothes, and do all of the personal grooming that one does when preparing for a date.
3. Always show respect to both partners of the couple.You are being invited into the private life of a couple, not just the lady. This doesn't mean to kiss his ass... just talk to him, consider his wants and needs, too. And no, this doesn't mean to go bi, if that's not your thing.
4. Do not overstay your welcome. If the couple is looking at the clock, or yawning, or seem to be more interested in each other, it's probably time to go home.
5. Dispose of your own condoms.
6. Don't sit around waiting for someone to say "Ok, let's fuck." Be proactive.Flirt. But also,
7. Don't jump the gun.You may be in the house, but you're not yet in bed. Pay attention to body language. If the couple are carressing each other, chances are, it's time to make your move.
8. Orgasms are not a score card.It's not a win if you make her squirt anymore than it is a loss if you don't. It's not a game, and the only way a playdate is a win, is if it's fun for all involved.
9. Not all women want their pussy licked for hours on end.The clitoris is very sensitive and prolonged stimulation can become unpleasant, even painful. It's not about you, and your ego. Treat the lady right, and she'll take good care of you.
10. Thank the couple for inviting you over.
Well, that's our Top Ten bits of advice for the swinging single guy. We're sure that other members have advice they'd like to add.
Mr Luv, and Mrs Curves.
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Why does the Melbourne room have these ignorant ask before whisper suggestions? It's not rude to pm some one. What is rude is to make someone come to you, in the public chat and ask to whisper, only to be rejected in from of the whole room. I don't care what it says, no one ever has to debase himself publicly to whisper us privately. We'll respond, or we won't. But don't be afraid to whisper, guys.
Mr Luv, and Mrs Curves.
