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melb_bi_cple
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
Bi-curious Male, 53
Australia
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Sexlightened
Quote by lustymatty
Anyone know of anything happening at shed 16 tonight? Or any Melbourne clubs?
You are a single guy? Why don't you go to Shed 16 and enjoy the facilities with no expectations? You may or may not be included in whatever is "happening" in the rooms or play areas. Be respectful and you might be asked but if you have an attitude that you must get "lucky" because you paid to enter the venue you will be sadly disappointed.
Sexlightened
We strongly recommend that if a couple is charged $40 on a Saturday why does a single guy get charged $20???? It should be $80 on a Saturday night. Even on a Monday night a single guy gets charged $40 entry so why the cheap price on the Saturday?
Obviously, single guys would disagree with the price rise but we're quite sure that there'll be couples that will agree with us.
Sexlightened
Quote by cratan
I am heading to shed 16 Saturday night would love for you to say hello. Need to be sent home and tell hubby about my naughty adventures. Tan
Male or female Cratan?
Sexlightened
Thanks for an entertaining night!
No poms poms were taken home and Mr Run-a-muck slept like a baby after all those drinks 
xxxxx
A & J
xxxxx
A & J
Sexlightened
Quote by kinkygalmelb
Hi melb_bi_cple, not sure if you have read this or not, this would be of interest to you for hosting a SH Meet & Greet
http://www.swingersheaven.com.au/EBJWo95IHoRcIgdF
Good luck with it, hope you have a great night.
Thanks Kinkgalmelb! You are a wealth of knowledge
Sexlightened
Hi Couples and Singles girls.
Who would be interested in a meet & greet on Friday 13 February at Seaford Hotel for meal and drinks and then those who want to party on ..... Go to Shed 16?
Regards
MelbBiCple
Sexlightened
You did the right thing. You do need to speak over the phone to both people before you meet. Don't feel bad.
Sexlightened
Quote by melbcpl01
Some great points of view so far
The line that Melb_bi_cple and used by so many others we have seen "We don't have photos on our profile due to our professions" surely there is some photos that can be posted and edited for the site or posted in a private gallery unless you run around work butt naked there is no problem
We have had it more than once happen to us when out swinging and you meet up with someone you know through your day to day job , who cares they are doing the same thing anyway
We look at it if your that worried about being spotted by someone because of your employment maybe swinging isnt suited for you
melbcpl01
Melbcpl01
This is a fact. A work colleague of mine who is a primary school teacher had her profile on this site and one other swinging site. A few parents made complaints to the education board about this. She lost her Victorian Teaching license and is unable to teach in any school. There was no compensation. Etc.
There are also other professions where keeping their registration there are some really strict guidelines. Not all of us can just flaunt our bodies on a website and have no consequences.
We have been swinging for over 12 years and those who have enjoyed our presence have not been quick to judge us and actually gotten to know us for who we are.
Sexlightened
I have lived with the stigma that a woman must be shaved or waxed totally. Yes I have had some nice experiences totally clean but a couple of months I thought I'd just be natural and let it grow! Wow! I've had sex every day with my husband, sometimes quite a bit more than once. We used to do it on a good week twice a week.
So now the real question????? Stay natural or wax it off?
Sexlightened
Quote by OKandQ
we are very fussy swingers everything has to be mutual and involve everybody equally, a new club sounds good but ,is it couples or open house? what attractions or facilities does it have , and finally we would need some positive feedback from someone we know who knows us to go past shed 16
OKandQ we would totally agree with your statement. We've been to Eclipse and it's not for us on many accounts. We've been to plenty of venues include Shed 16 and Attunga. Shed 16 is a venue that deserves six stars.
Eclipse requires you to bring your own towel. Let's just say you need to go to Eclipse to form your own opinion but as far as venues are concerned we are sticking with Shed 16.
Sexlightened
We have been swinging for over 12 years. There's been an increase in what we call picture collectors.
Our view is it doesn't matter what a person looks like if you can't get along with them, then there won't be anything physical happening. We prefer to meet for a coffee or a drink in a public place. There have been occasions where we've met at a swinging venue but there has been no pressure to play.
We don't have photos on our profile due to our professions. Happy to chat on the phone and verify we are a couple or just meet at a public place. Each to their own.
Happy swinging everyone!
Sexlightened
Quote by kinkygalmelb
competitive ??????
Sorry Competitive is such a wrong word to use!
This venue is wrong on so many accounts. We can't go over the details but can assure you we are not the only ones that feel this way.
Performing sexual acts for payment is illegal without a Brothel or Escort license in Victoria. That sentence should be enough for all of you to work out the rest.
Just wondering if you have been to Eclipse yourselves melb_bi_cpl?
Yes Kinkygal we've been and won't be back.
Sexlightened
Hi females. Genuine bi female who is interested in meeting up and having fun with other females behind closed doors. Interested? PM me please.
Regards
Mrs bi cple
Sexlightened
Quote by OKandQ
competitive ??????
Sorry Competitive is such a wrong word to use!
This venue is wrong on so many accounts. We can't go over the details but can assure you we are not the only ones that feel this way.
Performing sexual acts for payment is illegal without a Brothel or Escort license in Victoria. That sentence should be enough for all of you to work out the rest.
Sexlightened
This shop runs a massage shop during the day and swinger party at end. The whole venue needs a check over. It could be more competitive.
Sexlightened
Quote by cratan
Would any males like to be my date at shed 16 tonight? Tan
Hi Tan
MrBiCple can, I've got to look after the kids.
Regards
Mrs
Sexlightened
Hi Everyone
Apparently Eclipse Frankston went off with a bang last weekend but no one has posted anything about the party.
We emailed the organiser and got a generic response.
Just can't wait to hear from some "real people" about what this party is like.
Regards
Melb_bi_cple
Sexlightened
Quote by Mark_1960
Psml
Maybe you'd see more pussy at a cattery?
psml? should get it right, but anyway.........thanks for the comment. would have been nice if it had been constructive but.......anyway.....thanks
Meow
Ever heard of autocorrect?
Pmsl!
Sexlightened
Shed 16 on Friday nights is great.
Attunga tonight being couples only night should be ok. It's not the sort of venue for us and we feel more comfortable with Shed 16's couple nights on Fridays and it's closer to home.
Sexlightened
Thanks Blonde Nymph for your response. I'm glad that I'm not the only one. Unfortunately some people can't see beyond just physical appearance. Yes it is their loss but sometimes it really gets me down.
Sexlightened
Hi everyone. It's Mrs Melb_Bi here. I've got a question for everyone....
I'm currently a larger size woman and working really hard to get my size down ... Was a size 22 and now a size 14. I still consider myself overweight and see a pt 2 to 3 times a week. I never used to have a weight problem; infact I used to be a size 8-10 and have both men and women complimenting me but now after having 2 large babies if got a heap of excess skin and weight to lose.
So my question is... As a female because I don't feel confident with my body does that turn people away?
I'd like to hear from other mums too
Sexlightened
Quote by TemptedTwo
Wow, that's great! We'll be getting along soon, to see the place for ourselves.
TemptedTwo,
Shed16 varies in regards to numbers on a Friday night. You get the nights when there's six couples and no ones game to chat to one another; there are nights when there's many couples, not much socialising and the groups that come in together aren't even interested in chatting with other couples; then there are the great nights where the ages vary, people are more relaxed and staff are in a better mood.
What we will say is the venue has great facilities. The theme nights are taking off and would definitely recommend attendance.
Give the venue a go! Form your own opinions. Friday nights are much better than Saturday or Monday night's unless you're interested in a sausage fest!
Enjoy!
Sexlightened
Quote by melb_swingers
Melbourne Swingers presents our couples and single females Halloween party friday 31st October 2014. There will be door and best costume prizes plus entertainment on the night. So get your scary costumes ready and come on down to shed 16 for a night of freaky good times!!!
What sort of entertainment is on this Friday night?
A couple of stripper/dance show
Hopefully there's a male strip show too for the females instead of just a female strip show just for the guys
Sexlightened
Quote by melb_swingers
Melbourne Swingers presents our couples and single females Halloween party friday 31st October 2014. There will be door and best costume prizes plus entertainment on the night. So get your scary costumes ready and come on down to shed 16 for a night of freaky good times!!!
What sort of entertainment is on this Friday night?
Sexlightened
Hi everyone! We would like to arrange for a play session with a Single biguy.
Requirements: Age 28 to 40, must be single, must be orally bi and open to the possibility of giving hubby anal.
About us - We are not Ken & Barbie, Mrs is short, large bust, cuddly built and has a huge sexual appetite; Mr is 6'2, athletic build, bi and knows how to have a good time.
If you're interested in meeting up this weekend, please let us know.
Sexlightened
Okay, can you explain something? You are a couples profile and state you are with someone but you're looking for a partner to go to a club?
So are you just a single guy?
Which club were you thinking of attending?
