Honesty is the best policy....I'm married, but not happily.
We sleep in separate bedrooms and there has not been any sexual contact for a long, long time.

I don’t regard myself as cheating on her – she has refused my advances for years. All I can say is that you probably need to be in my position to understand…..

There are two things that you should know about me - I'm straight and not into men at all. I'm also clean and will always insist on condoms.

What am I looking for? NSA sex! Couples. Perhaps a woman over 50 (or 45) and maybe in a similar marital position to me.....I can't see younger women being interested in an old codger like me, but then again I could get really lucky.

I love women of all shapes and sizes, but I particularly adore short women. The shorter, the sexier. Maybe that's because I'm also vertically challenged.

I reckon I'm fit for my age and in reasonable shape. I'm no oil painting but there is one thing I can do well - laugh at myself. I'm not a funny person, but I do laugh a lot because I see humor in a lot of things. I really enjoy the chat rooms when the comedians get in there.
Having said that, I can't stand rudeness or crassness and being polite is an easy thing to do.

The last thing is that having a cup of coffee and a chat is important - mutual attraction is important to me.

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile.