The Beverly hillbillies version……

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed, poor mountaineer nearly fucked his family dead, then one day while rooting Elly may….. out from her cunt came a bubbling spray…… spunk that is….. white gold….. Texas tea.

I just want a group of women to piss all over me. I’m a piss Slut.

I agree keanyandmel

That’s why I read the tin upside down 🤣🤣🤣

Just look at the background. Light switches are a dead giveaway that they’re fake.

Hi all, I have a week off from work this week. Anyone interested in some daytime fun? Women , and couples please. Send me a message 😀💋

I was on the carnival splendour a few months ago. I suggest hang out at the red frog pub. Lots of horny people around.. be nice though, don’t push things too fast.

Also the filters are confusing

Please go back to the old format. This new one is God awful. Thanks.

I’m keen

Maybe they have a female friend that wants to look at the males……

I wish I was closer. If I ever pass by your way I’ll message you

I suspect you’ll have to pay for this service. I hope I’m wrong. Good luck.

Love it

I’m always looking for piss play fun

I love watersports. Good luck in your search 🙂

I mean at cobblers 😃

if I get Friday off from work I’ll be there.

I'll be on the Carnival Legend sailing tues 3rd april if anyone on it

I;m in Sydney. I'm happy to massage your wife while you're getting one in Tweed Heads ;)

Theres a very warm weekend coming up in Sydney so should be good for dogging. 

Thankyou Professor Macguyver. 

To Mike Taylor    .......  may I suggest the Couples club in Surry Hills.  No shows but you can watch people ;)

Ok my turn to rant.  There's a limit to how long I will exchange messages. I agree a few messages are important to get to know each other and build trust but some people are into endless message ping pong. That shows me they have NO intention of ever meeting.... for whatever reason they have. As for the Chat Rooms...... are you kidding me?  Have you seen the chat on there? It's so mind numbingly dumb!  One last thing...... people complain about cock shots, well what about vagina shots?  Seems its ok for a woman to post her pussy but not ok for a guy to to the same. Double standards me thinks.  Enjoy your day everyone

I'll be going on the Carnival Legend in May in 2018 to Hawaii.  

Orgy in the woods sounds like a very good idea!  I heard River Island nude resort can be wild at times. Though I think they don't like public sex there, only nudity. Anyone ever been there?

Thats what I like about dogging..... the hit and miss. Thanks Abby

Damn I just got back from there! Saw Beccy Cole and spent a lot of time at the Longyard!!!

Golden showers and messy food play.

I saw that on the news. Hope they castrate the bastard!