A few of my favourite things...

• Appreciating and getting intimate with a great rack
• Skinny dipping in the dark
• Having my nipples teased and pussy fingered as slowly as you can bear to...

Don't send me one of those bland, generic "hi wanna meet up" messages - I want to get to the juicy bits and spark with you intellectually. Conversation skills are hot.

If you're a swimmer's build, play the guitar, have long hair and/or a beard... just a heads up - I may well be coming for you.

(PS - Yes, I'm attached. Between you and me, he doesn't know about this. )