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IsThatHairGel
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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Sexlightened

2ofus_12 you might have just happened to fluke upon one of the RHP or Commercial Meet and Greets, as they take place at Crown quite regularly. So no different to how we do our own Meet & Greets, there's heaps of other groups that do them as well and I know that same venue a few groups use as well, as lots of people like Crown as a central venue and the obviously combo of drinks and hotel rooms in the same venue ;) 

Sexlightened

Thank you for putting on the event LittleDevil6 and thank you to everyone who was so social and inviting.

For those that were wondering, yes I did get home safe and sound about 7pm on Sunday night, so again thank you to everyone - I even picked up a Belgium backpacker on the way who was good company and made the trip go alot quicker, although I'm in trouble for not taking him home for some local single friends rotflmao

Merry Christmas to everyone else and hopefully you all find some more mistletoe to kiss under passionkiss

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Don't know what everyone's up to, but a few of us have just organised a last minute dinner/catch up for tonight. So it's at the Union Hotel on Chapel St @ 19:30. Nothing formal/special, just a casual dinner/catch up as a few of are free, pay for what you eat/drink and casual clothing etc. Note: Same rules as a M&G, social for dinner/in public, but of course who/where you go afterwards is up to you :grin: :rascal:
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For your sexy little bum, I think I can organise something :spit:innocent
Quote by Mr_Mrs_Vix3n
So who's taking care of the after party...?
Come on, I'm looking for volunteers people...who's it going to be? :confused:

Is a after party happening Gelly? May be able to get to that but don't think we can get to the meet
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So who's taking care of the after party...? Come on, I'm looking for volunteers people...who's it going to be? :confused:
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If anyone's still thinking about joining me on said hike, apparently because it's Grand Final weekend there's heaps of availability for camp sites etc. So again, if anyone's interested in joining me, just send me a message and then happy days :cheers: :swingingchair:
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I don't know if anyone's interested, but I'm going for a 2-3 day hike down the Great Ocean Walk on the weekend of the 27-28th Sept. Obviously being a multi day camping hike you'd need to have all the gear etc, but if anyone wants to join me feel free to send me a message...? … Hair Gel
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Ok, so flights are booked, hotel is booked...watch out WA here I come :silly::cheers::rascal::silly:
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Quote by GoodandGreedy
You know we'll be there and can't wait to see you both again. It's party hard time beeeeeeeetches! xx

Shit yes, gonna be awesome to see you guys again. Two outstanding blokes with the same name hahaha
Hahaha sounds like double trouble to me!
Anyone else see the irony in Greedy talking about other people being trouble... innocent
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I'm inclined to agree with OK - there appears to be more guys everytime we go lately. You're exactly right, there will be 4-5 guys around a girl on that big bed up top and a few guys watching the TV's etc (upstairs), but there is still a heap of guys downstairs...the numbers just don't seem to add up :confused: well unless there is of course a secret room with 10-15 girls and no guys. Where traditionally as OK points out, it was always 50/50ish and although as Melb pointed out some people will relax/drink/spa etc there was always equal-ish numbers, but lately theres guys everywhere and few girls and as to the point of girls not being allowed to leave without guys is rubbish (it happens at every party). Although as they always say, a bit of healthy competition is always good for business and now Shed with their "no single males" policy on Friday nights it may prove to be the winning formula...or maybe the ratio with extra guys will work...only time will tell. Either way the ratio is not 50/50 + 5 (well lately anyway)...previously it was, but now its not (and thats not just OK, Me and my playmates saying that)
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So Bris-vegas the Hair Gel has arrived... So who is interested in catching up? Because otherwise I'm going to have to start playing "Allllllllll byyyyy myselfffff" and I don't think the people in the adjacent rooms will appreciate that lol So on a serious note, if you're looking to catch up I'm staying in the CBD for the next three days. Hair Gel
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I've had a last minute cancellation from my date for Wet tonight. So I'm obviously looking for another female for wet tonight...if you're available send me a PM and we'll organise the details. Hair Gel
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As many people have said "age is merely a number" If they're an idiot it doesn't matter if they're 1 year, 10 years or 100 years different in age - an idiot is an idiot. But you'll find the same as some people like blondes vs red vs brunettes etc some people like older/younger and this is another of those "each to their own" things.
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Ohhhhh please baby slag like a 50c crack hooker on his cock :doh: Because there's got to be nothing more attractive than a good looking person hocking back before she slags on his cock! :doh: But like Haidee said... "story line" WTF? They're like "boy movies" they follow a set formula - deal goes south, sister/wife/daughter etc gets kidnapped, miraculously finds some bimbo in sexy clothing appears for some weird reasons "to help", then miraculously someone leaves the front/back door open and/or he fights his way in/out and then after 5-10 min car chase he arrives "safe home" (primed ready for a sequel).
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As many people have said "age is merely a number" If they're an idiot it doesn't matter if they're 1 year, 10 years or 100 years different in age - an idiot is an idiot. But you'll find the same as some people like blondes vs red vs brunettes etc some people like older/younger and this is another of those "each to their own" things.
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I know this is a bit of a forum mine. But think how popular Westend was - although that could be the hosts, but its not called Swappers Crossing etc. for nothing and all those suburbs would be on your door step.
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Eddie, I understand your disappointment and I apologise for the inconvenience it has caused all! Trust me when I say it was NOT apart of the plan and its not something I could have even factored in or even expected to happen given my position and the time of year. I would also like to thank Lonelydad and Haidee who picked up the ball and helped advise as many people as they could in my absence, because as only a few people know, I was given 1 hour to be packed, dressed and at the transport locations (15 mins from our house) and was only told "you're going to be gone for 3+ days". But to answer your concern, my partner was in the chatroom/forums/messages etc. trying to advise as many people as she could, but she was banned for linking people back into the forums to advise them and told she could only post once in each room without the forum link - but was banned anyway for posting in each separate room. To which she is currently in discussions with admin, because she was banned for 24 hours for something that is NOT in the T&C's and its simply a mod being excitable; which meant that she couldn't advice people and hence why Lonely and Haidee had to pick the ball up for me (and her) so when you say you would like admin to take note, we are 100% behind you! So again I'm sorry for the inconvenience it has caused and I know there was a good turnout expected with prizes and a venue etc. Hair Gel
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Everyones going to be at the M&G...so come along, put some faces to names and hopefully go away with someone http://www.swingersheaven.com.au/4jRm6H2PJlZ4zJPb
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Everyones going to be at the M&G...so come along, put some faces to names and hopefully go away with someone wink http://www.swingersheaven.com.au/CzE6rgtl1XWwS9rE
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Guys, Just to let you all know the theme is going to be great - the function manager from the venue phoned me and said the managers wanted to dress up in "Las Vegas" style and so obviously I said yes. They've also said, they got some mini roulette tables, a giant poker table and a smaller poker table they're going to put out for us; plus they've got some other decorations floating around from a "Las Vegas Promotion" they are currently running. :thumbup::thrilled::silly::happy: Also I've had some questions about costumes - as long as it fits the theme, your willing to wear it in public, you've kept in mind that it is a social meet and there will be children in other parts of the venue (until 9pm) I'm happy. Lastly, to answer other questions about the door prizes - once people start confirming, I'll be able to finalise the prizes/number of prizes...but the working theory is the first 30 people through the door will get to pick from "The Lucky Dip" and there will be another 20 prizes given away for people who socialise (there will be a game involved); plus the obvious "Best Dressed Male", "Best Dressed Female", "Best Dressed Couple" and "Most Creatively Dressed" Hair Gel
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Lucky, Google/Wotif/Last Minute etc suggest there are numerous cheap motels nearby and I've pasted some links from the closest ones below - I know previously West City has been popular (mainly because of its reasonable prices), but if you want something a bit more upmarket you're going to have to broaden the search to Flemington/Docklands etc (10-15k's) (<5k's) (<5k's) (<10k's) Hair Gel
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Quote by lonelydad
ok ...but you still haven't told us where ???

Lonely you know what they say about to much masturbating :eeek: all the details are there.....now :grin::grin:
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Boys, Girls & Anyone who can't decide...
The June Melbourne M&G is going to be held on Saturday 15th June 2013 and is being held on the Western Side of Town (sharing the east/west love). The June M&G will also be a themed night (i.e. costume party) with the theme being a "Playing Card Party" (Note: Party in this context is a social party NOT a playing party) and as eluded to this is a SOCIAL meet, not a play meet so its all about :cheers: and :welcome:.
For those who are confused about the theme, just think about a deck of playing cards...
- You could come dressed as the Queen of Hearts - or maybe just a Queen...
- You could come dressed as a King - maybe even a Drag King...
- Dress identical and come as a "Pair" or "Three of a kind" etc
- You could come also dressed as a Joker - well as long as you don't come dressed as a better joker than me, otherwise to put it in Luckyone3's terminology "Thats a paddlin" :boxing:smackbottom
Thinking outside of the square, I have some wacky suggestions as well (and now some from others in chat)...
- Come dressed as a Card dealer with the pretty little green cap
- Buy a black man-kini and come dressed as "spades"
- Come dressed as a cave man and bring a "club"
- Dress with all your bling and show us your "diamonds"
- Come wearing a fake toilet and a crown and be "A Royal Flush"
- Stick an Ace card to your forehead and go as "Ace High"
- Come dressed as the Tinman then go "Looking for a Heart"
- Dress as a cat and be "The Kitty"
- If your names Jack wear a black morph suit and be "Black Jack"
- Come dressed as Franko Cozzo (or a druggie) and be "The Dealer"
- Wear a Red/Green/Blue morph suit and come dressed as "Uno"
Now unlike previous M&G's this one will have a cover charge ($10p.p), but that is only because I am buying/giving away some 'Door Prizes', "Best Dressed" and "Most Creatively Dressed" prizes etc. and if there is any money leftover, we may even have some other free prizes/free drinks etc.
So where is the M&G and timings etc. - Well after receiving more rejections than a single bloke on a swingers site :silly::grin: the location is the "Braybrook Hotel" 353 Ballarat Rd, Braybrook VIC (The one with the footballer statues out the front) and the M&G will kick off from 6:30pm in our own little dedicated area (parking and enter from the rear).
What is the plan for the night? Well the plan is people roll in from 6:30 and if you want dinner the bistro is open and apparently the new chef that starts Mid-May is some famous Western/Chinese chef, so now they have a Western + Chinese menu and the area I've got for us you can sit and order meals or just sit and drink (both in the same area) - If all goes to plan, we may even have a few poker tables set up for those who want to drink/chat while others eat. Then from 9pm once people have had something to eat/mingled a bit, the bistro which is next to where we are shuts (at 9pm) and then we get the bistro area PLUS our existing area and that's when we'll be doing the "Best Dressed" and "Most Creatively" catwalk and the party kicks into top gear...
Also could I please ask you to PM me if you plan on going, so I can plan how many random door prizes/best dressed prizes etc I'll need. Lastly, in terms of paying the cover charge "The Boss Lady" will be collecting the money on the night from people and as the name suggests, she will also be Chief Door Bitch. So if anyone plans on misbehaving you'll need one of these :giveup: because she will :sparring::boxing:whip anyone who misbehaves and they will be :scared: same applies for people who arrive "over-hydrated"
Thank you
Hair Gel & The Boss Lady
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Flirts, Did you guys end up going? and what did you think of the whole nudist concept? Hair Gel